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01/02/2021

unfortunately there are delays in the manchester area due to an incident where our dispatching staff are being harassed by a train spotter. the issue is currently ongoing and we are appealing for witnesses. the culprit is currently wearing some TOC uniform, his back is arched forwards and he will react negatively to the name “bob ranger”. he normally spends time with someone with an unusually large tongue. thank you to all our customers for continuing to support us

19/06/2020

Unfortunately there has been an incident earlier today where a young boy attempted to force entry into the cab of one of our Pendolinos in Stockport. Upon being requested to leave, he asked us for “gen” on another operator’s fleet. It’s now emerged that Northern were forced to warn their staff of this troublemaker, and we would like to do the same

If any of our staff or customers see this child causing trouble again, please text the British Transport Police and use the reference “BOBRANGER” and it will be dealt with accordingly. Thank you

soft toys are now available for your little sh*ts at the real n***a trains info desk
16/06/2020

soft toys are now available for your little sh*ts at the real n***a trains info desk

We’ve invested heavily in our new toilets on our trains and stations
15/06/2020

We’ve invested heavily in our new toilets on our trains and stations

Because of coronavirus When travelling with us remember to wear your mask at all times, Valentino is authorised to give ...
15/06/2020

Because of coronavirus When travelling with us remember to wear your mask at all times, Valentino is authorised to give beatings to those who aren’t

Due to Coronavirus we have taken our seats out of our trains so please bring your own
15/06/2020

Due to Coronavirus we have taken our seats out of our trains so please bring your own

Recently our trains have been making additional calls at Hell. Due to its climate, we would like to remind customers to ...
16/05/2020

Recently our trains have been making additional calls at Hell. Due to its climate, we would like to remind customers to carry fireproof shoes with them to prevent any injury when alighting the train

Here at Real N***a Trains, we like to make the experience one to remember, which is why we now allow children to take a ...
01/05/2020

Here at Real N***a Trains, we like to make the experience one to remember, which is why we now allow children to take a ride in the cab for part of their journey. This very keen boy wouldn’t stop asking! Certainly one to tell his school friends about!

11/12/2019

i fucjing hate my wife

It is with great sadness to announce that our service has to call via Sheffield today. We apologise for the distress cau...
25/04/2018

It is with great sadness to announce that our service has to call via Sheffield today. We apologise for the distress caused.

Your guard from Sheffield onwards is Jayden, pictured below

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