Dags Trading

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Partnering the Company and the Corporate World in the provision of sound Customs Clearing Services, Forwarding and Transport Logistics, Advising clients with customs procedures and new regulations in conjuction with economic advisory services.

11/12/2013

Reporter: Cde Chinotimba what do you have to say about the death of Nelson Mandela?
Chinos: Indeed Africa has lost an aircon!

14/05/2013

Dags trading is offering real value for money when importing and exporting your products. Feel free to contact me for business inquiries and even orders. +263772960344/+263712423907/+263773734919

01/11/2012

a single day is enough to make us a little larger

09/10/2012

How to spot a ZIMBABWEAN

1. Goes on leave instead of
resigning

2. He always disses a toyota march but
does
not even own a bicycle. ......

4. They say 207 when they mean
2007

5. Reads your newspaper with
you on the bus and gets angry when you flip over the page

6. Goes to study in India, returns
with an accent from America"

7. You invite them home for a
birthday party and they come
empty-handed and hungry

8. Borrows u a pen n they dnt
return it.

9. Refers to all brands of
Washing powder as surf.

10. Refers to a Toyota Hiace as a
Combi

11. Relatives come visiting and
they expect you give them fare
back home.

13. When surprised their first
word is "hezvo!"

14. Introduces himself/herself by saying "me My names are"

15. They fear meeting a police at
night than a robber!

16. Buys mineral water once and
re-uses the bottle with tap water
for 2 months

17. Create 3-4 lanes on a two lane

29/09/2012

10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY
NIGERIAN MOVIES:
1. A ghost first looks both
sides before
crossing the road...
2. The T.V still makes noise even if you
put it on vol 1...
3. Millionaires have a
"gate Man" instead
of an electric gate...

4. A flashback plays for 40 mins...
5. If you watch Part II
for 20 minutes and
you can tell what happend on
part I...
6. Women wake up with make up and
earings in the morning...
7.People ask 4 menus in
resturants but
they always order rice and chicken..
8.They spend 30mins showing someone
packing., moving out of the
house., boarding a bus nall
the way to the village...
9. A track is played in the
backGround until it finishes...
10. Qualified doctors always
refer
patients to witch doctors...
11. After shooting a character
and he dies he sometimes opens his eyes not knowing
the camera is still on
him..........

24/09/2012

Mai vemusika: Mukwasha bhazi marii?
Hwindi: Imi ambhuya munobvunza kuti bhazi imarii mune mari yekuritenga here?
(after some time)
Hwindi: Imi ambhuya chisaga chenyu chabhadara here?
Mai vemusika: Chinobhadara chinoiwanepi mari yacho
(after some time)
Mai vemusika: Mukwasha udza driver amhanye ndakanonoka.
Hwindi: Imi ambhuya munopenga imi, manje driver akaburuka akatanga kumhanya anozodriver hiace ino ndiani?
(after some time)
Hwindi: Vabereki ndokumbirawo kumbotyora ndimwe dhiziri
Mai vemusika: Wadii watenga kokokora, unomwa dhiziri uri bhazi here...

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22/09/2012

Is transport your headache, phone(0772960344) Dags Trading for fast and efficient transportation of your goods.

20/09/2012
07/09/2012

WE ARE THE BEST THAN THE REST

07/09/2012

Two guys, Cameron and Nyiko are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Cameron turns to Nyiko and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Nyiko agrees that it's a good idea. The next day, Cameron goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Cameron asks, "what's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house!" "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual." "I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a lawnmower." Excited to take the class now, Cameron shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Nyiko at the bar. He tells Nyiko about his classes, how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic. "Logic?" Nyiko says, "What's that?" "I'll show you," says Cameron. "Do you have a lawnmower?" "No." "Then you're gay.....kikikiki!

06/09/2012

For all your customs clearing and transport logistics, Dags is number 1

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