Flying the Orange Tail

07/09/2025

Watching the moon's miracle today.

22/07/2025

A man goes through security ceck at OR Tambo Airport with two grenades undetected.
https://www.getaway.co.za/travel-news/or-tambo-grenade-security-breach-2025/

20/07/2025

Mid-Air crisis.....

13/07/2025

This apparently happened at OR Tambo airport.

It looks like SAA cabin crew, handing over something from their luggage to the man. Apparently it's a regular occurrence.
Possibly money laundering, illegal dollar exchange. SAA has brushed it aside.

10/07/2025

A Shot taken from 2 Km out of Atlas # Road, a plane landing on runway 21R at OR Tambo International Airport.

25/06/2025

BIG NEWS 🚨 7 people fall ill during Air India London-Mumbai flight, cabin crew collapses, food poisoning suspected.

Initially, five passengers and two crew reported feeling dizzy and nauseous 😳

Air India confirmed five passengers and two crew were medically examined on arrival.

Medical teams were waiting on the ground.

15/06/2025

Helderberg's flight path may have ended in the ocean, but the questions didn’t. Discover the truth on M-Net, Thursdays, 8PM.

24/05/2025

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
So puzzled, I replied: "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, we are third in line to land."

15/05/2025

I went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious, I kept it and I read it whenever I feels depressed.

Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Goes like:

Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have in*******se with all new guests.

The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

23/04/2025

23/04/2025

Captain on PA

12/04/2025

10 interesting facts about Cape Verde 🇨🇻

1. No one lived in Cape Verde Islands until 1456

2. Cape Verde and Guinea-Bissau were once one country.

3. People in Cape Verde are either African or Portuguese

4. The long-eared bat is the only native animal to the islands.

5. Sugar cane liquor is the national drink

6. Only 10% of the land is suitable for Agriculture

7. There are more Cape Verdeans living in abroad than there are in the country

8. It is estimated that there's one goat for every 2 people on the island

9. Cape Verde is the third largest nesting site for loggerhead turtles

10. It is rude to eat in public without sharing your food.