Ass Magic Chamois Cream

Ass Magic Chamois Cream Grit, grind and a little magic. Unlock your superpower with the with the help of our cheeky skin and kit care range. ASS MAGIC Chamois Cream

RACE WEEK CAPE TOWN !!!The kilometres are banked. The plan is dialled. One thing left to sort before Sunday.Come find us...
20/05/2026

RACE WEEK CAPE TOWN !!!

The kilometres are banked. The plan is dialled. One thing left to sort before Sunday.

Come find us at the Cape Town Marathon Expo - Stand 45-46, Thursday through Saturday. We're bringing the full ASS MAGIC range with special EXPO -EXCLUSIVE Deals so you can send it from the start gun to the finish line without chafe getting in the way.

📌 DHL Stadium, Cape Town
📌 Thursday 21st May - Saturday 23rd May
📌 Stand 45-46

You've done the hard part. Protect your finish (and your thighs !!)

GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT 🥇🥇🥇Race PB’s are often not lost on fitness.They’re lost when your body starts breaking down.We’ve ...
21/04/2026

GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT 🥇🥇🥇

Race PB’s are often not lost on fitness.
They’re lost when your body starts breaking down.

We’ve teamed up with for a London Marathon giveaway built for runners who want to go further, faster - without falling apart.

More importantly, we stop two different kinds of burn:
🔥 The dreaded chafe
🔥 The dreaded lactic

FLYCARB BICARB buffers muscle acidity, delaying fatigue and improves performance by up to 3%, helping you hold pace when it hurts most.

ASS MAGIC acts as a barrier between your clothing and skin…reducing friction, preventing chafe and keeping your focus exactly where it should be on the road, not on your thighs!

WHAT YOU CAN WIN:
We are giving away a combo prize to 2x lucky winners, each comprising of:
A £50 voucher and a full-range bundle valued of £50

HOW TO ENTER
👉 Follow both brands
👉 Like this post
👉 Comment + tag your running partner (more comments = more chances)
👉 Bonus entry: Share to your story + tag both brands

(Winner announced: April 26)

📣📣 THIS IS MAJOR (🇬🇧😍) It’s been a journey and things are only heating up ! We are heading to our biggest running show y...
14/04/2026

📣📣 THIS IS MAJOR (🇬🇧😍)

It’s been a journey and things are only heating up !
We are heading to our biggest running show yet 🪄🪄🪄

Will we be seeing you there?

Locally made and locally loved! 🇿🇦❤️Super proud to be keeping the Western Cape Sports Minister CHAFE-FREE this weekend !...
10/04/2026

Locally made and locally loved! 🇿🇦❤️

Super proud to be keeping the Western Cape Sports Minister CHAFE-FREE this weekend !

Thank you for swinging past our stand this morning 🪄🪄🪄good luck for your race!

2026 WE ARE REDAY FOR YOU! 🍑👋🍑👋Runners, swing past on your way through the Expo to stock up on your anti-chafe goodies...
08/04/2026

2026 WE ARE REDAY FOR YOU! 🍑👋🍑👋

Runners, swing past on your way through the Expo to stock up on your anti-chafe goodies…oh and some “No Rub Club” stickers 😉

📌 Stand B20
📌 9:00 - 19:00
📌 CTICC

Your future self will thank you when you get to kilometre 20…CHAFE FREE!

Two Oceans is around the corner !! You’re probably already thinking about setting the alarms, pacing, kit, nutrition…the...
07/04/2026

Two Oceans is around the corner !!

You’re probably already thinking about setting the alarms, pacing, kit, nutrition…the race-day list goes on!

Make sure looking after your skin doesn't escape the check-list.

We’ll be at the Total Sports Two Oceans Expo, Stand B20, Wednesday to Saturday. Pull in, stock up and get sorted before race day.

📌 Stand B20
📌 Wednesday - Saturday
📌 9:00 - 19:00 (9:00 - 15:00 on Saturday)

We will have our full range available - everything you need to keep things smooth as you approach the long final kilometres.

Quick guide 🤓👇 Different tools. Different use-cases. Same purpose.🪄 Anti-Chafe Balm→ Best for external, large surface ar...
31/03/2026

Quick guide 🤓👇

Different tools. Different use-cases. Same purpose.

🪄 Anti-Chafe Balm
→ Best for external, large surface area, high-friction zones.
→ Think thighs, arms, neck, chest or anywhere you can roll a stick across the skin quickly before a run.

🪄 Anti-Chafe Cream
→ Better suited for more enclosed areas.
→ Think groin, glutes, toes. Any place where applying a thick layer of cream just makes more sense.

Same mission: stop chafe before it starts.

Runners, Two Oceans Marathon is around the corner.
Choose your fighter 🥊🥊

🍑🍑

Your kit absorbs everything.Sweat. Salt. Dust. Oils. Bacteria.If you’re not washing it properly, irritation and chafing ...
26/03/2026

Your kit absorbs everything.
Sweat. Salt. Dust. Oils. Bacteria.

If you’re not washing it properly, irritation and chafing become far more likely...not to mention the smell.

Our 3-in-1 Kit Wash is designed specifically for sports gear - helping remove the grit and odour normal detergents leave behind.

🪄 Gentle on technical gear
🪄 pH Neutral
🪄 Eliminates odour

Sweating is normal, smelling bad isn’t!
🧼🧼 Fresh kit = confidence.

Runners don’t just chafe on their thighs.Common problem zones:👉 Inner thighs👉 Under sports bras/ bra strap zones👉 Gro...
25/03/2026

Runners don’t just chafe on their thighs.

Common problem zones:
👉 Inner thighs
👉 Under sports bras/ bra strap zones
👉 Groin/ ASS zones
👉 Ni***es
👉 Waistbands
👉 Toes and heel edges

The Anti-Chafe Balms and Anti-Chafe Cream works anywhere friction occurs.

Simply and hygienically apply to any chafe-prone area and in under a minute, be on your way !

🪄🪄🪄
Available online, on Takealot and via our stockists across SA.

Our Monday pick-me-up 💜💜 If you train long enough, your skin eventually takes a hit.Salt, sweat, friction and hours in k...
23/03/2026

Our Monday pick-me-up 💜💜

If you train long enough, your skin eventually takes a hit.

Salt, sweat, friction and hours in kit can leave things irritated and that’s where our Skin Repair Cream steps in.

If you’ve chaffed or just spent a bit too long in the sun, we recommend using this little pot of magic after showers or before bed to help calm skin and support recovery between sessions.

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Unit 3, Bell Close, Westlake Business Park
Cape Town
7945

Website

https://assmagic.co.za/

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