Jax The Bard Cat

Jax The Bard Cat His Magnificence, Commander Jackson Jailbreaker, il Biscottino, of the Longtail Clan

On our way to another adventure! I love curling up in this wrap and taking a trip in the car. It's so relaxing!
04/22/2026

On our way to another adventure! I love curling up in this wrap and taking a trip in the car. It's so relaxing!

Mom introduced me to these things called ... bubbles? I don't know about them. First there's nothing there, then sudde...
04/21/2026

Mom introduced me to these things called ... bubbles? I don't know about them. First there's nothing there, then suddenly they're floating all over the place, then suddenly they're gone! Just *pop* like that!

When I found my humans, I was just a wee bairn. The man with the white coat says I only weighed 3 pounds. But Mom and ...
04/12/2026

When I found my humans, I was just a wee bairn. The man with the white coat says I only weighed 3 pounds. But Mom and Dad feed me right properly and I am quickly growing to a much more appropriate size!

Now when I stretch out my full length, from toes to toes, I am as long as Mom's legs!

When I was first brought home, the humans put me up in the high vantage point (good strategic value, +10 points) but the...
04/12/2026

When I was first brought home, the humans put me up in the high vantage point (good strategic value, +10 points) but then they dared to put a wall up to keep me in! I broke out 4 times in the first 2 hours, just to prove that I could.

I am Jax the Uncontainable! No pen can hold me!

But after a while, this became my room. It has my food, my water, my bed, my bathroom, and my toys. I can survey my kingdom before me, and I can get out of reach of the humans if I feel like it. I mean, I love having wrestling partners on demand and all, but sometimes a cat needs some alone time.

Every so often, one of the humans leaves the door open but doesn't entice me out with sparring matches or food. Most of the time I am happy to leave as soon as the gate is cracked. But sometimes I just like to chill up here.

For some reason, Mom thinks this is adorable. I mean, of course I'm adorable, even when I'm not doing anything, but Mom makes a big deal out of it. I suppose proper tribute is due, after all.

I have a photo album of snapshots of me at the coffee shop, but this day, Mom got a whole bunch of them so I'm putting t...
04/06/2026

I have a photo album of snapshots of me at the coffee shop, but this day, Mom got a whole bunch of them so I'm putting them in their own folder.

I am rather photogenic, after all.

Mom and Dad took me to a thrift shop (not the same place where we met), and someone else had brought their furbaby in wi...
04/06/2026

Mom and Dad took me to a thrift shop (not the same place where we met), and someone else had brought their furbaby in with them.

I love dogs! This one wanted to meet me, so I said hi!

I like all kinds of toys, not just stuffed animals! And both Mom and Dad love getting me toys. Lucky me!
04/06/2026

I like all kinds of toys, not just stuffed animals! And both Mom and Dad love getting me toys. Lucky me!

Mom and Dad buy me stuffed animals. I love stuffed animals.
04/06/2026

Mom and Dad buy me stuffed animals. I love stuffed animals.

For some reason, Mom and Dad like to take pictures of me when I'm sleeping.
04/06/2026

For some reason, Mom and Dad like to take pictures of me when I'm sleeping.

Dad feeding me the second night.
04/06/2026

Dad feeding me the second night.

Dad likes to go to this place he calls a "coffee shop" on his days off. Sometimes, he brings me. We sit on the patio i...
04/06/2026

Dad likes to go to this place he calls a "coffee shop" on his days off. Sometimes, he brings me. We sit on the patio in the shade while he sips coffee and draws and I do all kinds of things.

Sometimes I perch on the table. Sometimes I sit in a chair. Sometimes I crouch under the table with my food. Sometimes I wind around the tables so that Dad has to unwind my leash.

I chase leaves and say hi to people and occasionally Mom comes too and takes me into the garden to play.

I left home very young. I was not even fully weaned yet. So as soon as I found my people, I started nuzzling them to l...
04/06/2026

I left home very young. I was not even fully weaned yet. So as soon as I found my people, I started nuzzling them to let them know I was hungry. But I couldn't feed that way!

Plus, nuzzling them was just comforting. I was alone and scared and in all new places, and nuzzling just made me feel better.

So Mom decided to bottle feed me for comfort. I was old enough for solid food, but she started giving me a little bit of formula every night for comfort and bonding, she says. Plus, Dad says it makes a great medicine delivery system, whatever that means.

Pretty soon, we had to give all that up. I'm a big boy, after all! But mostly because the doctor doesn't like how soft my p**p is all the time, so he said no more formula. Mom had already quit a couple of days before, but that sealed my fate.

Well, it was great while it lasted!

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