04/01/2026
After years of hard work, we are officially transitioning our business to luxury only services!
Here’s what’s new:
Forklifts now come with:
• Heated seats (because your back is already shot)
• Built-in Bluetooth playing strictly Nickelback
• Cup holders engineered specifically for oversized energy drinks
Manlifts now include:
• Snack trays stocked with Town Pump roller dogs, maybe even an egg roll if you say please!
• Complimentary Monsters (warm or cold… we don’t judge)
• A button that does nothing but makes you feel important!
Pricing starts at $12,000/month.
Alright before OSHA, your wife, and our insurance company all call… APRIL FOOLS 😂
We’re still the same crew:
Fixing your stuff, hauling your problems, and running on pure exhaustion! Call or text now! 406-260-7988