03/07/2022
The lion-like wayward winds of early march, are gradually giving way to the soft, lamb-like breezes of imminent early spring . Thus serving as herald of a time traditionally given over to cleansing one’s winter sanctuary of the dusty & the dirty, the redundant & the broken, the neglected. The once indispensable , now, forlornly irrelevant & taking up space that you’d really like to install your latest obsession in…
Whatever your motivation or need in regards to your “stuff”, I am offering my professional services to help you clear out your debris, by helping you decide, once & for all, if the stuff in your closet, basement,bedroom,shed, garage, etc. , is vital to your survival, or just crap with a capital ”C”, ready to be filed under the “what on earth was I thinking ?” catagory in the local veterans outreach program, charity box, or the landfill, where it becomes your children’s children’s children’s problem, & why not , what have they ever done for you ?
Ahh, Time the avenger….
Anyway, im being silly, but I am serious as a heartattack in offering my man-with-a-van moving & cleaning services .
my prices are more than reasonable, & I’ve got references up the yin—yang to testify to my fabulousness, if you havent gleaned that info already for yourself, based on this pithy , witty , yet long-winded advertisement ….
I.M. me here on Facebook to discuss possible projects,
im ready to roll
