04/29/2026
Congratulations to our Customer of the Month for April, who wishes to keep his identity private. Last week he did free preventative maintenance at our rival Sta Lo Market by severing all their copper lines to keep their refrigeration units from overheating.
We have rewarded him with a brand new pair of bolt cutters to replace the ones he accidentally left at the scene, and purchased the copper he recovered at market price. Congratulations!