Hahnky Tonk Ranch

09/21/2026

They clearly didn’t get the memo… it’s dove season in Texas. 😂🕊️

Welcome to Hahnky Tonk Ranch, fellas.
Choose your perch wisely. 🤠

09/18/2026

Future guests of Hahnky Tonk Ranch…just know breakfast isn’t included for everyone. 😂🦅🇺🇸

We got an armadillo last night, and right on schedule our bald eagle showed up for his complimentary breakfast. This happens EVERY time. Apparently we’re on his list of preferred dining establishments.

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“Fresh armadillo, beautiful ranch, excellent service. Will return.” — Bald Eagle

And soon, you’ll be able to stay here too. 🤠 Just don’t expect the eagle to share breakfast.

Hahnky Tonk Ranch — coming soon. 🦅🌲🎣

07/13/2026

Fun fact. Those antlers are covered in velvet, a soft, fuzzy tissue that supplies oxygen and nutrients while they’re growing. Bucks spend the summer building their racks, and once they’re fully grown, the velvet dries up and is rubbed off to reveal the hard antlers beneath.

This guy isn’t finished yet… He’s still adding on. Kind of like every ranch project. 🤠🦌

07/09/2026

Well….the 3 raccoons finally met someone who wanted them more than we did. 😂

After weeks of setting off the trap, stealing bait, and acting like they owned the place, the coyotes clocked in and handled the night shift.

Nature has a funny way of solving problems. 🤠🐺🦝

07/03/2026

Some evenings leave you speechless. This was one of them. 🌈 Over Hahnky Tonk Ranch.

06/26/2026

Mama must’ve weaned him too early… now he’s over here nursing the deer feeder. 🦝🍼😂

05/29/2026

Not what we were trying to catch! You can see to the right all the damage from a big ole hog named “big boy” that trap was meant for, but this buck got trapped instead. Scott opened the trap and got him to hop ski-pity jump his way to the forest!

05/04/2026

That feeder’s legs are 6’ apart—for scale.
Huge hog… bless its heart, it picked the wrong pasture. These hogs do a lot of damage—it’s going bye-bye 🤠

05/01/2026

05/01/2026