06/26/2026
Picture it: Toledo, Summer 2026, six friends, one boat, zero responsibilities.
Ready to escape real life for a few hours? Grab your favorite people (choose wisely) and hop aboard the Toon’d Out Sandbar Charter. For just $300, you get 5 hours of sunshine, water, and memories you’ll laugh about all year.
What You Get:
• A private boat charter for 6 with a licensed captain - he didn’t just buy the hat
• A leisurely “open container”cruise to the sandbar - that’s right- open containers are actually encouraged
• Floating rafts so you can live your best “I’m basically on vacation” life
• Water frisbee for anyone who insists they’re “still athletic”
• Cooler space for your drinks (because hydration is important… in all its forms)
Your Day, Your Rules
Want to float like a relaxed manatee? Go for it.
Want to sip a cold drink while pretending you’re in a music video? Absolutely.
Grab the wireless microphone and karaoke away.
Throw a frisbee and watch your friend try to catch it one handed without spilling their drink. We support your dreams.
Book Now for a temporary escape from adulthood. Honestly, it’s a steal.
Float. Sip. Splash. Repeat