01/27/2026
Winter Storm Fern was no match for the skills of Airport Dan! Airport Professionals sing drinking songs about the heroics of Airport Dan and his snow plowing expertise. 10+ inches of snow was quickly reduced to 1/8 inch dry snow and only covering 50% of the runway.
Gather 'round, ye thirsty souls, with mugs of ale in hand,
We'll sing a tune of glory for the mightiest in the land!
He's not a knight in armor, nor a sailor on the sea,
But Airport Dan, the plowman, who sets the runways free!
(Chorus)
Hey ho, lift your glasses high!
To Airport Dan, the king of snow, beneath the winter sky!
He roars through blizzards fierce and wild, with blade of steel so grand,
Clearin' paths for wings to flyโhail Airport Dan!
In the dead of night when tempests howl and flakes come tumblin' down,
Dan fires up his mighty beast, no fear upon his brow.
He battles drifts like mountains, turns chaos into calm,
While pilots cheer and passengers raise a grateful psalm!
(Chorus)
Hey ho, lift your glasses high!
To Airport Dan, the king of snow, beneath the winter sky!
He roars through blizzards fierce and wild, with blade of steel so grand,
Clearin' paths for wings to flyโhail Airport Dan!
When the storm gods rage and snarl, and flights are all delayed,
Dan charges forth undaunted, his plow a gleaming blade.
He saves the day for travelers, from far and distant shores,
So drink to his unyielding gritโforever and encore!
(Final Chorus, with gusto)
Hey ho, lift your glasses high!
To Airport Dan, the king of snow, beneath the winter sky!
He roars through blizzards fierce and wild, with blade of steel so grand,
Clearin' paths for wings to flyโhail Airport Dan!
Hail Airport Dan! (Drain your mugs!)