Reading Lines

09/26/2026

Remember kids, the 2102 gets very mad when you call people slurs. Except p**ophiles of course, they’re fair game for anything.

09/26/2026

Also apparently it is national psychotherapy day. Happy day of that to all of our employees! Please note, although we do not cover therapists under your health insurance, we want you to enjoy your abusive relationship with your employer (aka abusive railroad stepdad) Central Railroad Company of New Jersey get back in the basement.

09/26/2026

Usually people associate the Reading Lines with a diamond, but as a corporation we believe today is a great day to stuff a disco ball way up inside your butt and become the life (and sparkle) of the party. Merry Christmas,
- CEO/El Presidente Harry Christmas

09/12/2026

Dear random railroad museum with a weird name, your Steamtown Railfest videos are stupid and make me not like you. You have become my second least favorite railroad museum. (The Conrail stuff is cool, so you get a bit of a pass)

09/11/2026

If the shoe fits, wear it sister

09/10/2026

By popular demand, we are changing the name of the Iron Horse Rambles excursions with our Iron Horse Ramblers to the Iron Horse Rumbles! If you are kinky you can still call our good little p**o magnets the “Ramblers” or you can refer to them by their new gender affirming term, “the Iron Horse Rumblers” thank you for your attention to this matter!

09/09/2026

What sound does a Reading G-3 make???

09/07/2026

Railfanning in Pennsylvania is like playing dodgeball, but instead of dodging plushy balls, you are dodging p**ophile balls at every turn (this is a cry for help)

09/05/2026

Make sure to buy your official Reading Lines licensed body pillow (or throw pillow!) today, deliverable same day anywhere on our system, so you’ll have them in time for your pillow fights with teenage friends(looking at a few people in particular)! Throw pillows available in the classic Reading Lines diamond, or in the shape of a 55 ton hopper (coal not included). Body pillows available in the shape of a Reading T-Hog 4-8-4 (multiple road numbers and paint schemes available), ALCo C630, or EMD SD45 locomotives. A limited edition EMD FT A-B set body pillow will be sent for free with the first 50 orders of the T-Hog pillow! (Mmmmm, tasty). Call or message now to order yours today!

07/10/2026

https://youtu.be/YyYXvG038dE?is=AcdfKBjEP-T0GhIX
The embodiment of the shortline railroading spirit

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