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06/02/2011

bf and gf talking

GF: kung bibigyan ka ng chance na halikan ako, saan mo ako hahalikan?

BF: Smiled and answered....SA SIMBAHAN..

06/02/2011

Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind.....Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back :(

Tmah

06/02/2011

Manong : Kahit tindero lng ako ng Fishball, May mga anak rin akong nasa Ateneo, La Salle, at UP!

Juan: Wow! Ano naman kurso nila?

Manong : Wala, nagbibenta rin ng Fishball......
Haha . LOL :D :D

06/02/2011

GF: Kung bibigyan ka ng wish, anong iwi-wish mo ??
BF: sana lahat ng POGI ilipat ng ibang planeta, para wala akong pinagseselosan ..
GF: wag naman sana !
BF: baket ??
GF: mamimiss kita ee ..

06/02/2011

Two students naiwan sa r0om..

boy: wala na yung mga classmates naten, tay0 na lang dito, an0 tara?..
girl: an0ng tara?.....
boy: sus! An0 ba yan! Bilisan m0 na.

girl: ah gan0n.. Bakit dit0? Sige na nga..
(naghubad yung girl..)

boy: oh bakit ka naghubad? Uwi na tay0 tanga! Landi nit0!!

ahhaha!
xD

Baaasag Si Girl : D

--LESSON: Wag kasing malandi.. Bihira nalang sa boys ang ganyan.

06/02/2011

boy: balita ko namatay bf mo ah?... pwede bang pumalit sa pwesto nia?

girl: hmmm, ewan ko lang kung papayag yung punerarya... :

whahahaha..... sabog! hehehe

06/02/2011

Bata: pabili pong ubas...
tindera: wala kaming ubas

kinabukasan
...........bata: pabili nga pong ubas
tindera: wala nga kaming ubas..isa pang
tanung iiistepler ko na yang bibig mo

kinabukasan

bata: may istepler kau?
Tindera: wala bakit?
bata: Pabiling ubas...

06/02/2011

Girl:anung gagawin mu pagnwl ako?

Boy:syempre tatawa ako ng tatawa ng mlakas na malakas

Girl:sbi ko n nga b eh=c........
Boy:pero alm mu b kung nsn ako s mga oras naun?

Girl:hindi,saan?

Boy:sa MENTAL nbliw s pagkwl mo!

06/02/2011

dito sa aming pahina
okey na okey ka
anu man ang itsura..dito pwede ka!! :)
.....kung maganda
o gwapo ka.. LIKE na
pero kung ugali mo namay nakakasuka
WAG NA!! :D

06/02/2011

Wife: Hon sino si Trixie?
Husband: ah kabayo yun, yung pinustahan ko sa karera
wife: ah ganun? sige sagutin mo ang telepono, tumatawag yung kabayo :)

05/25/2011

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