12/24/2020
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the FC, no one wanted to be there not even me.
The stockings were hung in HR with care,
I just packed out my 76th teddy bear 😕
Many of the workers were stuck on the dock, just to make sure that someone's Christmas rocked!
The manager in their vest and I in mine,
All waiting anxiously for clock out time.
When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter,
we all evacuated to see what was the matter!
Away to the turnstiles I flew like a flash,
Got through security, with my badge and my cash.
The moon on the cars gave off such a glow,
Cars were minding the speed limit so they drove quite slow.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
but a drone with stickers of eight tiny reindeer.
With a little old driver so bald and so rich
It must be Jeff Bezos I knew so quick!
More rapid than packers his elves they came,
he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Echo, now Alexa, now Fire, and Dot
On Kindle, on Tap, on Prime, and Spot!"
To the front of the porch! to inside the door!
Dash away dash away dash away more!
He sprang to his jet, it was such a sight,
He then exclaimed "Merry Christmas to all and don't forget Prime Day in July!"
🤪🤪🤪
