12/29/2024
“Sir, we’re gonna need to do some additional screening on you…”
‘F**k,’ I thought, ‘I sure am glad I didn’t pack my shrooms.’
Turns out this morning after a full night of no sleep, trying to figure out how to custom code affiliate tracking into one of our offers…
I grabbed the expired passport…
Turns out, 2 weeks ago I went to grab some zyns in a one-pouch-left-frenzy…
Went to pay for them and my wallet wasn’t there…
“Huh that’s weird… I always put it in the same spot,” I thought.
For the past 2 weeks, I frantically looked for my wallet and refused to cancel cards or go get a new ID because I KNEW I didn’t misplace it…
No big deal…
Until, I’m at the airport and Violet is losing her mind excited about seeing snow for the first time…
And we’re running about 15-minutes-before-boarding-late…
And the TSA officer lets me know my passports expired…
Mildly panicked, wondering what I was gonna do, Violet looks up at me and says…
“Daddy, I put your wallet in my sparkle backpack. I played a trick on you…”
Never mind she’s watched me lose my mind wondering where my wallet went…
Leaving me walletless to Christmas shop…
And ID-less to travel…
(Simply because I refused to get a replacement).
Moral of the story…
👉 She got me. She’s good. I’m a big fan of some solid jokes. Apparently a 4-year doesn’t understand where the line is…
…turns out neither do I…
Second moral of the story…
👉 Hire more people and train them well…
After burning 8 hours…
Getting no sleep…
And not getting my tracking installed…
I ended up hiring someone to do it for me…
It’s hard to remember your superpower when you haven’t created the space to access it..
✅ I got 0-1 down…
⏳ 1-2 is in motion…
🚀 2-3 will be here sooner than I think…
I never thought I’d be where I am today and it’s pretty dope…
…even if my feet are getting close to that fire…
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