01/26/2023
I had to steal this lmao 🤣 😂 😆
"Hello, you've reached District Transportation Services. To help us better direct your call, please listen to the following menu: Press 1 to tell us you're hiring a lawyer. Press 2 to tell us you're going to News Channel 4. Press 3 to tell us you're taking us to Court or calling the Police. Press 4 to tell us 'you'll have someone's job'. Press 5 to tell us what an innocent, well mannered, respectful, cherubic angel incapable of wrongdoing your child is. Press 6 to skip ahead to the person over the person who initially takes your call. Press 7 to tell us what a rude, crass, boorish, jug-eared mouth breathing neanderthalic imbecile your child's bus driver is. Press 8 to tell a Supervisor what a rude, crass, boorish, jug-eared mouth breathing neanderthalic imbecile they are. Press 9 to demand to see the video we can't show you. Press 10 to tell us that your child 'can't help it because they are ADHD'. Press 11 to accuse a driver of 'Bullying' your child. Press 12 to 'call us Liars'. For all other calls, please leave a message and we'll try to get back to you when we aren't all driving a route. Thank you, and have a blessed day."