ArtTunes

06/17/2026

We are starting an ArtTunes news network. It’s not without it’s opening day boo boos, but it might get better.

06/12/2026

In our never ending effort to take recycling to an art form, ArtTunes has created “moo..d springs”. These are porch dwelling , hand drawn cows that move about in the breeze. Their movement is due to them being made from recycled bed springs. If you come out now and buy some, I can finally finish the payments on that pack of twizzlers I’ve had on lay away since March.

06/07/2026

06/04/2026

“What’s wrong, Catherine?”
“ Oh, I’ve been all around the world looking for handcrafted flamingo soap, and have found nothing!”

“Have you tried ArtTunes?”

“ ArtTunes? Is that the place at 606 N Division in scenic Harvard, IL?”
“Yes, I think it is at 606 N Division in scenic Harvard, IL”

“What makes you think they would have handcrafted flamingo soap?”

“ Look at the the picture, Catherine! Sheeee-Zeus! “

05/23/2026

Bad dog!

05/09/2026

Another helpful hint from ArtTunes. Coming in at number 14, we have things one should never put their we**ie in.

04/29/2026

Lawd a mite ee, we got em. We made some flash lights. Open their coats and pick ‘em up, and they light . What better way to ram your way through the darkness than using a teeny weeny light? Hmmmm?