06/12/2026
The Quidditch World Cup started last night in Mexico City...*Checks Notes* The World Cup of Soccer started last night in Mexico City...This means people may invite you over to watch sports, sports you know nothing about.
Don't worry, we've got your back, so you can blend in and still be sociable while segwaying any conversation into something you love...Waste diversion. Here's some championship-level conversation changers
"A RED CARD FOR THAT? C'MON." - "Yeah, that seemed like a tough call, but you know what that red card reminds me of? If people put things they shouldn't in their blue bin, they may tag it with an orange sticker. This sticker is an educational piece that punishment and encourages people to call the Division of Solid Waste and Recycling. "
"We're going into extra time, USA, USA, USA."-"You know what doesn't get extra time, collectors this time of year, it gets hot real quick, which is why you should have your bin to the curb at 6 AM."
"That German team is quite a force."- "Did you know the German word for Reuse is 'Wiederverwendung'?"
"Wow, what a header."- "Reminds me how we need to take on our waste choices head on and know recycling is just part of the solution.
"GOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL"- "Wow, what a score, I feel like I do when I recycle a metal can knowing it's infinitely recyclable."
And finally.
"Wow, you seem to be bringing up trash and recycling-related terms during this match. Are you feeling ok?"- "Yes, I've not just caught World Cup Fever, but a fever for proper waste diversion, and it's exciting, much like how this match is going into penalty kicks."
Good luck in your peopling and your sporting this next month. We're here for you if you need more!