02/07/2025
Discovering Denver, Colorado
Mile High Adventures for Gay Men Over 50
Denver: where the air is thin, but the fun is thick. Whether you're into artsy afternoons, outdoor escapades, or gay nightlife that keeps you twirling into the wee hours, this city has a little something for every fabulous dad. And just wait until you hear about the incredible day trips! Here’s how to do Denver with style, sass, and just a dash of altitude-induced giddiness.
Altitude Adjustment: It’s a Thing
Before diving into Denver’s fabulous offerings, let’s address the elephant in the (high-altitude) room: the air here is thinner than a supermodel on a juice cleanse. At 5,280 feet above sea level, even the most seasoned daddies might find themselves a little winded after climbing a flight of stairs—or even just tying their shoes.
Pro tip: Stay hydrated, avoid heavy booze on your first day (yes, I know, but trust me), and consider carrying a small portable oxygen canister if you plan on hiking or cycling. Are you not ready to look like a sporty James Bond with your oxygen on the go? Head to one of Denver’s chic oxygen bars instead. These spots offer flavored oxygen (mint, lavender, eucalyptus!) that will make you feel like a new man in no time. Bonus: it’s also a fun, unique way to recover from a night out at Buddy’s.
What to Do in Denver
1. Pedal Power: Cycling the Mile High City
Denver is a cyclist’s paradise, with scenic trails and bike lanes crisscrossing the city. Start your day riding along the Cherry Creek River Walk, where you’ll glide past urban parks, trendy breweries, and locals who somehow make cycling in Patagonia gear look chic. If you’re feeling extra ambitious, rent an e-bike and tackle the entire city—just don’t blame me if the altitude has you gasping halfway through.
2. Dive into Denver’s Art Scene
The Denver Contemporary Art Museum is where creativity meets cool. Think big, bold exhibits that will make you ponder the meaning of life—or at least the price tag on that minimalist sculpture. Bonus: the museum’s design is an architectural dream, so your selfies will be museum-worthy too.
Where to Eat & Drink
1. Channel Your Inner Don Corleone at Gaetano’s
Step inside Gaetano’s, and you’re instantly transported to a 1950s Italian-American gangster movie. Red leather booths, dim lighting, and a menu full of classics like veal parm and martinis that pack a punch—it’s all here. Pro tip: Practice your best Marlon Brando impression before arriving. You’ll fit right in.
2. Dinner with a Side of History at The Officers Club
Located in Lawrie, this chic eatery combines vintage military vibes with modern cuisine. It’s the kind of place where you can enjoy a killer steak while pretending you’ve just returned from the frontlines of fabulousness. Order a bourbon cocktail to really lean into the theme.
Where to Stay
For accommodations as trendy as you, book a stay in RiNo (River North Art District). This neighborhood is bursting with boutique hotels, edgy street art, and more breweries than you can shake a stein at. Think industrial chic with a touch of LGBTQ+ flair. And yes, they’ll have free Wi-Fi for you to upload all those Insta-worthy shots.
Nightlife to Remember
1. Dancing Queens (and Kings) at Buddy’s
Buddy’s is the go-to gay club for a fun night out in Denver. Whether you’re sipping cocktails at the bar or busting a move on the dance floor, this spot delivers good vibes and great tunes. Bonus points if you hit the drag show—those queens don’t mess around.
2. Boot-Scootin’ at Charley’s
Ready to channel your inner cowboy? Charley’s is the LGBTQ+ country bar where line dancing is the main event. Don’t worry if you have two left feet; the crowd here is as friendly as it gets. Plus, the bartenders pour stiff drinks, which definitely help with the choreography.
Day Trips Worth the Drive
1. Brunch and Beauty in Breckenridge
Start your day with a scenic drive to Breckenridge, a charming mountain town just under two hours from Denver. Indulge in a fabulous brunch at a cozy local café (hello, mimosas!) while taking in views of the Rockies. Afterward, wander through the quaint shops or just bask in the alpine air like the mountain daddy you are.
2. White Water Rafting in Idaho Springs
Feeling adventurous? Head to Idaho Springs for some thrilling white water rafting. Whether you're a beginner or a seasoned paddler, the rushing waters of Clear Creek will have you laughing, screaming, and maybe a little damp. Pro tip: Bring a waterproof bag for your phone—those rafting selfies are priceless.
3. Hike Luna Lake in Estes Park
For a more serene escape, take a trip to Estes Park and hike the trail around Luna Lake. This gorgeous spot offers breathtaking views of the Rockies, wildlife sightings, and the chance to clear your head while communing with nature. Pack a picnic to enjoy lakeside—you’ve earned it.
4. Brewery Hopping in Boulder
Finally, make your way to Boulder and spend an afternoon brewery-hopping along Main Street. With craft beer options galore and a vibrant downtown vibe, it’s the perfect way to sip your way through Colorado’s legendary brewing scene. Just be sure to Uber back to Denver if you sample too many IPAs.
Closing Thoughts
Denver and its surrounding gems offer the ultimate blend of outdoor adventure, cultural sophistication, and gay-friendly fun. From cycling along the river to line dancing at Charley’s, and from brunching in Breckenridge to rafting in Idaho Springs, there’s never a dull moment in the Mile High City.
And remember, the altitude is part of the charm—embrace it, oxygen and all!
Share your favorite Denver moments or your own travel tips in the comments. Until next time, keep exploring, keep twirling, and keep living your best dad life.
