09/28/2024
My man gave me the oh face like oh freak oh s*** like oh I'm about to die.
So taking pictures of the tree little tree branch that the wind blew slammed through the windshield of my car I hear a loud pop look around nothing's happening guys are down there pumping up tires in the truck getting ready to come up from down in the bottom. Exactly about 5 minutes later the Three Corner ton Chevy truck four wheel drive with the newest little young 17 if he's 18 barely can see over the steering wheel barely weighs 90 lb. He's coming up from the bottom and about the time he gets right beside this band sitting there before you come to the gate right beside my house I hear the pop again and I look up and my brain and my eyes are trying to come together to tell me that I better freaking run because what I'm seeing is real like the the trees getting closer to me coming from falling from the sky towards me not only that the dude in the truck has no idea that he's about to be squished and killed instantaneously by this f****** tree cuz it's coming right on top of the truck and he has no idea I mean the whole tree I'm running backwards screaming at the dude to punch it gas it and rapido mucho problemo. And he finally looked in the rearview mirror but didn't looked out the back window and when he turned around and looked at me cuz he realized what was happening cuz the tree was already starting to slap the truck and around him he was about to disappear in the tree like he did disappear I thought he was gone but right before that before he disappeared out my sight he gave me that oh face like oh f*** I'm about to die. The best way to describe it is the Jurassic Park the original when they look back they do look back in the rearview mirror and seen that freaking T-rex dinosaur chasing them and was keeping up like he got scared he gave the oh face cuz oh f*** he's about to die. Same thing with the Mexican do this morning he knew he was a goner he had that truck punched that gas the truck was disappearing in the tree and it did for a brief second but he never let off the gas I heard it spinning wheels and s*** and that's something that's come up out the m************ tree the tree was squishing the back of the truck the front tires of the truck were off the ground I'm telling y'all it was Unreal branches hit me in the head but the only thing that saved me from getting squatted to the ground was the truck because the s*** was landed like the truck was holding the tree up as it was falling simultaneously hitting my Subaru squishing the other car on the other side of the road the metal sound I mean it was Unreal he got to the top of the hill you busted out of the tree it was like some crazy Chevy commercial he comes busted up out that tree holding it to the floor that God damn Chevy truck the bed's all mangled and freaking windows and stuff like that I mean but he made it he didn't die I thought for sure I was about to be calling 911 if I even survived and be getting him to come dig this man out the truck cuz they're not the tree cuz he's in the middle of the road driveway cuz he he was a goner if I hadn't been out there this morning that dude would not be alive right now and he knows that he looked at me and he said that when he got out he said he was glad I didn't go back in the house to get my cuz I need my other phone for the camera hey he was glad that I did not go inside and get that other camera cuz he I did never seen the tree falling and he wouldn't have neither and he'd have been gone. Needless to say one hell of a morning one hell of a birthday way to start the birthday out nothing like a f****** near death slapping the face