07/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PASTURE 🚨
Apollo has officially filed a complaint.
Apparently the last bale disappeared “way too fast,” and he’s requesting immediate negotiations.
His attorney (Tristan) has reviewed the situation and issued the following statement:
🐴 “Less talking. More hay.”
After a thorough taste test, sniff test, and quality inspection…
✅ Tristan & Apollo approve Anderson Hay & Grain.
Let’s be honest…
If you’ve ever owned a horse, you know they can sniff out the expensive stuff from a mile away… then immediately drop half of it on the ground like they’re feeding the wildlife. 😂🌾
Thankfully, Anderson Hay & Grain keeps our crew happy—and our horses seem to think every meal is an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Big thanks to Anderson Hay & Grain for helping keep our four-legged coworkers fueled up.
Now if someone could explain to Apollo that hay doesn’t magically grow back overnight… we’d appreciate it. 🤦♀️🐴
Anderson Hay & Grain Co., Inc.