29/01/2026
Kena boikot skali br sedar diri atau mereka tak heran sedikit pun dgn pelancong, ntah betul atau salah beli mcm org kebulur memandu seperti pelumba, lepas pkp meminta2 pelancong datang, tp sekarang amat sombong sikap mereka
To the Malaysian Tourist Loading 50 Toasties into the Trunk of a Perodua Myvi
We see the black license plates. We know you are here.
You didn't come for the culture. You didn't come for the temples. You came to loot the 7-Eleven.
We watched you inside the store. You and your family formed a tactical unit to clear out the entire shelf of Meiji Banana Milk and CP Sausages. You looked at the Ham & Cheese Toasted Sandwich like it was a Michelin-star meal. You bought so many bags of chips it looks like you are preparing for a zombie apocalypse back in Kuala Lumpur.
Is there a famine in Malaysia that we don't know about? Why do you need 40 bottles of milk for a two-day trip?
And the driving?
Why do you drive your Alphard in Thailand like you are auditioning for Fast & Furious? You ignore the lanes, you ignore the speed limit, and you double-park directly in front of the restaurant because walking more than 10 meters is apparently against your religion.
But the worst part is the food commentary.
You sit down at a legendary Thai street stall a place that has been cooking for 30 years and you say, loud enough for the grandma cooking to hear:
"Wah, this Tom Yam is okay only. The one in Damansara is actually more authentic."
Excuse me? You are in Thailand. This is the source code. Your Tom Yam is a remix.
Enjoy your weekend shopping spree. But please, drive safe, and leave one bottle of milk for the rest of us.