Abiria Travelers SACCO

28/12/2018

27/05/2018

Bad accidents happening everywhere, let's pray for God's safety.

19/01/2018

RUDEST MAKANGA OF NAIROBI
Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine k**a Chinese wamejenga ingine.
Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?
Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.
Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.
Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.
Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.
Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?
Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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16/01/2018

How does you feel when someone next you in a public vehicle does this...?

31/12/2017

We condemn in strongest terms possible the ever rising incidents of road accidents, especially in this festive season!
We urge all the parties to take life and safety as a priority on our roads.
We pray for the families of all departed and those in hospitals to get God's favours to bear with the situation at hand.

12/11/2017

Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine k**a Chinese wamejenga ingine.
Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?
Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.
Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.
Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.
Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.
Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?
Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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10/11/2017

*WAZO LA JANA*
Hata uwe na haraka gani,tako lazma libakie nyuma.

*WAZO LA LEO*
Hata uwe na tamaa vipi huwezi kutamani kifo.☠💀

*WAZO LA KESHO*
Mwanaume hata awe na huruma vipi, hawezi kumsaidia mwanamke kubeba mimba.😥😥

*WAZO LA KESHO KUTWA*
Urefu na ufupi ni majaliwa ya muumba lakini vitambi na mimba ni juhudi zetu wenyewe.💪🏾💪🏾

*WAZO LA MWAKA HUU*
Bila pesa Wanawake wazuri utabaki kuwaita shemeji💁🏽🙎🏻

😂😂👍👍hapo ndio ujinga umenifikisha

10/11/2017

*Huyu Lulu Hassan wa citizen T. V. Sijui K**a unitamani ama? Venye yeye uniangalia nikiwatch news kisha ananiita "mpenzi mtazamaji " roho hucheka. Leo alisema "mpenzi mtazamaji nataka kukupeleka moja moja mpaka marekani " Tayari nimejitayarisha....... Sijui tunaenda Saa ngapi, but nitawamiss akii* 😂😂😂😂

10/11/2017

*Do you still remember those awkward moments in schools during Exams?*
*1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳*
*2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧*
*3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟*
*4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣*
*5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -45000😩*
*(I've laughed so hard... share if u did experience such during ur time at school)😂*

10/11/2017

*Mwalimu: Andika lnsha kuwa wewe ni Raila.*
*Mwanafunzi:(Acheka)*
*Mwalimu: Mbona wacheka?*
*Mwanafunzi: Nishaibiwa kalamu.*😂😂😂😂

10/11/2017

*WISE WORDS*

*If you can't be a bridge to connect people, then don't be a wall to separate them. If you can't be a light to brighten people's good deeds then don't be darkness covering their efforts. If you can't be water to help people's crops sprout, then don't be a pest destroying their crops. If you can't be a vaccine to give life, don't be a virus to terminate it. If you can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try to be a nice eraser to remove their sadness.* *We can only be each others keeper*.

*SHALOM*.