22/05/2013
There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move,
money belongs to the state, life belongs to
you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a r**e!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus
only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber
(MBA trained) told the older robber (who is
only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's
count how much we got", the older robber
rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much
money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put
the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the
amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is
a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness
is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100
million RMB was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count 20 million RMB. The
robbers were very angry and complained "We
risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB,
the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a
snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to
be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are
now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity -->
daring to take risks"
