Crek Airlines

Crek Airlines Airline Transport on Murta7h Airlines Now accepting capital investment, more details to follow! STAY TUNED BITCHEZZZ!!

Offering you the comfort of house when you fly. 1 Harees and 1 mendi pls...Thanks very much....

Welcome to exciting new concept in high spoeed maximum comfort air travel..CREK AIRLINES offers 3 distinct classes of travel:
- Murta7 (Comfort) Class
- City Life (Business Class)
- Gandu Class
Additionally, our jets boast the latest marvel in aviation technology...a fuselage comprising a single F**KOFF MASSIVE engine, with passenger pods replacing the traditional engine location.

02/05/2017

Welcome it NEW ARRIVALS!
PRESENTATION! OUR DIFFERENT CLASSES OF TRAVELING!

GANDU class... Enjoy wooden comfort bench for sit, first come first serve maximum 20 passenger (animal /human) per row. Also floor sitting upgrade option from standing only (standard feature.) You cook we clean™ we provide gas burner (KEEP AWAY FROM WOODEN COMFORT BENCHs) and knife for animal slaughter (keep away from pilot's neck area) .

CITY LIFE class: coming row and rows of desk and plastic chair for nonstop 24/7 working. Headset available for call center job. Only coffee and chai and PAAN provided (for GCC residents only - fresh khat) BYOT (Bring your own Tiffin) meals service option.

MURTA7 class... Coming full majlis seating, you can sleep any place no problem all the time GMT. Provided full DRAKS equipment, rizla silver and OCB premium king size, plus mirror and straw for nose job, good top. Full smoking allowed and fatak guidance from BOB the FATAK SUPAVIZAH. Meal service YEMENI MANDI, SHUWA AND HAREES. sometimes coming celebrity chef from mother Africa. Top relax option. Please no s*x allow it on Crek Airlines®

Reaching 800 Likes! Tanks u to all our loyal fans.. For celebration we offer it FREE USE OF COOKING POT in gandu class!,...
21/01/2016

Reaching 800 Likes! Tanks u to all our loyal fans.. For celebration we offer it FREE USE OF COOKING POT in gandu class!, EXTRA 1 PIECE PAAN in city life class! And in MURTA7 (COMFORT RELAX) class allow SEXY TIME with fellow passengers (condom sold separately, 1 condom per passenger ONLY) (limited stock big size)

Please donate or help in any way you can.
27/04/2015

Please donate or help in any way you can.

25/04/2015

by Dirty Vegas

500 people like CREK AIRLINES! Thank you and invite your CREK friends!
24/04/2015

500 people like CREK AIRLINES! Thank you and invite your CREK friends!

21/04/2015

Address

Downtown
Kochi
121

Opening Hours

Monday 12am - 12pm
Tuesday 12am - 12pm
Wednesday 12am - 12pm
Thursday 12am - 12pm
Friday 12am - 12pm
Saturday 12am - 12pm
Sunday 12am - 12pm

Telephone

80085

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