26/01/2026
Welcome to My Travel Page! ✈️
Hi, We are Jo and Mark , We once got lost walking back to our hotel after a wine tasting in Tuscany. Turns out, all cobblestone streets look the same after three glasses of Chianti.
Worth it....the wine was really good.
If you're here, you're about to follow someone who:
Has eaten street food that definitely didn't pass any health inspections (no regrets)
Thinks "packing light" means 15 pairs of knickers and 7 pairs of flip flops...to start!
Has had full conversations using only hand gestures and enthusiasm
Somehow always befriends ( and fed ...probably adopted) the local cats and dogs, no matter the country
We started this page because scrolling through perfect travel photos were making us feel jealous and giving us FOMO.
Here, you'll find:
Real travel stories
Budget tips from someone who's definitely cried over a currency conversion
Photos that may or may not include our thumb or Jo's double chin
Proof that getting hopelessly lost often leads to the best adventures
So buckle up, charge your phone, and maybe download some offline maps. Let's explore this weird, wonderful world together—one questionable decision at a time.
Plot twist: After years of making mistakes so you don't have to, We've started our own travel business! That's right—We've turned our dreams and FOMO into actual expertise. Who better to help you plan your dream holiday than someone who spends their days studying which hostels have bedbugs and which "authentic local restaurants" are actually just for tourists?
Whether you're dreaming of tropical beaches, mountain hikes, or city breaks where you eat your body weight in cheese, We can help you book it all. We'll handle the stressful stuff (flights, accommodations, that confusing train system) while you handle the important stuff (packing and airport 7am wine).
What we offer:
Personalized trip planning that actually fits your budget and vibe
Insider tips from 'the inside'
Help navigating the booking chaos so you don't accidentally reserve a hotel in the wrong city ( dodgy area...dont talk about Hollywood)
Honest advice about whether that "luxury resort" is worth it or if you should save your money for wine!
Current status: Probably googling "how to say 'where's the loo' in Japanese"
Follow along for travel tips, cultural mishaps, and the occasional existential crisis in an airport WH Smiths!. And when you're ready to stop dreaming and start booking? I've got you covered.
WELCOME TO VITAMIN D TRAVEL!
DM us to start planning your next adventure! ✈️🌍
