Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery

Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery 'Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery' specializes in boats and fish.

02/03/2025

*UPDATE*

Our fried anglerfish is currently not available.

We've worked for 7 years learning how to harvest their bioluminescence, and now we don't need to pay the electric bill 👏

25/07/2018

**** UPDATE ****

We are officially back!! Sadly, the business has suffered a 2-3 year lawsuit that almost had us fried. It would've been a much quicker process if we didn't use a fresh battered cod as an attorney.

COME DOWN TO LEOPOLD'S! WHERE YOU CAN BUY A BOAT AND HIRE A FISH!

29/12/2015

It's almost New Year! In celebration, we will be hosting a boat party at Leopold's! Our special will be 'Vodka 'n' Fish': Our scrumptious, hand-caught fish blended with some tasty vodka, each topped with some delicious crabstick! Party starts at 7PM New Year's Eve which gives everyone enough time to be swimming in the lake by midnight. Leopold's will be closed on New Year's Day as we cannot sell puke-covered fish.

23/12/2015

We had to deal with yet another Christmas shoplifter today.. luckily we had enough fish to slap the s**t out of him with!

18/12/2015

We haven't posted a lot recently. We seem to have ran out of fish.

08/12/2015

Us kind fish-folk here at Leopold's boat hire and fishery have decided to be kind in these weeks running up to Christmas. For every fish you buy, you will receive a complimentary fish!

On another note, fish have now doubled in price.

07/12/2015

The man came in to install our new vending machine today, and indeed remembered his tool box.

But he built himself inside the toolbox. We now sell vending machine assembly people.

06/12/2015

Christmas is right around the corner!!! Although some parts may not be so merry with loss control at Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery, as we have to be fully aware of shoplifters trying to steal the fish..

05/12/2015

We were supposed to have a new vending machine installed today, although the guy we hired to build it forgot his toolbox.

05/12/2015

HELP WANTED:
Staff needed for hand-catching the fish and gutting them. (We do not have fishing poles as we can't even afford bait).
- Must be a black belt in martial arts for dealing with difficult fish.
- Must have knowledge of boats including what they do.
- Must have passed primary school mathematics for giving customers the correct change.
APPLY NOW!

05/12/2015

We seem to have ran into a problem here at Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery.

We've lost the fish.

05/12/2015

If you need a boat, to keep you afloat! Come to Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery!
If you need some trout, just give us a shout! At Leopold's Boat Hire & Fishery!

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