Big Yellow Truck

23/11/2017

12/07/2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/282568679010?

03/05/2017

My mate wrote this last night give it a read and share ya thoughts

So I've written a little job advertisement that quite accurately portrays an HGV drivers week but in the context of an office job. Any takers?

*** WANTED ***

Office staff.

Hrs 9am -12 midnight 3 times a week
9am - 10pm 2 days a week.

Will be required to sit at your desk for up to 4.5hrs at a time then take a 45min break which you won't be paid for but must stay in the vicinity of your desk.

Customers are well within their rights to talk down to you, abuse you and generally be awkward. There is nothing you can do about this and should you attempt to defend yourself you will be reported.

Expect any mistakes to be videod and splashed all over social media.

Should you run out of time whilst carrying out your tasks you will be expected to sleep behind your desk. We cannot guarantee desk security and you may be held responsible should anything go missing.

Toilet facilities are limited, no canteen, or shops nearby.

When busy you will be expected to work Saturday mornings after sleeping behind your desk all week. It doesn't matter if you have a family. You must always put work first.

Also, any error in judgement may result in a large fine, jail sentence or even death of a member of public (which you will be accountable for) or yourself.

Salary £10ph.

I wonder how many applicants this job would get 🤔

28/04/2017

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/09/15/man-trapped-in-budweiser-warehouse-resorts-to-drinking-his-own-urine/

Man Trapped In Budweiser Warehouse Resorts To Drinking His Own Urine

13/04/2017

RAC Truck rescue. Extorts £2500 from me when broken down in Italy. This is what you get: 3.6km Wake up people and do not fall victim to this from Fobbed off by some clown in a call centre "your information has been passed on..." GET ME MY MONEY BACK! This is just the start of what I am planning....

30/03/2017

So I've suspected for some time that my girlfriend has been cheating on me, the usual red flags. She turns her phone screen away from me while texting and is always going out with her friends. And always has new underwear all the time. I try to stay awake when she comes home at night but I always fall asleep... anyway, last night around midnight I decided to hide under my truck and wait for her to come home. Shortly after a car pulled up and she got out buttoning up her shirt, she then took out her panties and slipped them on under her dress.. it was then at that moment I was lying under my truck that I noticed a hairline crack in the rear shock mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or does the whole bracket need to be replaced? If it can be welded does anyone have a welder I can borrow? 🤔🤔 inbox me please 😂😂😂😂😂
Nosy bastards 😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😂😂

28/02/2017

05/11/2016

01/06/2016

Not all about sitting in the cab operating a steering wheel all day :-)

12/04/2016

Sponsorship pics with the Truck and Karl !

02/04/2016

Calder Carrying Company is pleased to sponsor Karl Mackerill boxing for Kirkwood Hospice on 11th June. Wishing him every success!!! All details including sponsorship, tickets and venue information here http://www.leftjabpromotions.co.uk/ #!boxing4kirkwood/s2b2l

Boxing4Kirkwood

18/12/2015