Llane Logistics Ltd

Llane Logistics Ltd Freight forwarders. Urgent same day loads. Same day couriers. Moffett, Hiab and tail lift deliveries. Relocation projects. Season peak projects.

Full coverage in UK, Ireland and Europe.

Santa has paid his annual visit to the Llane Logistics office today. Hohoho 🎅🎅🎅
02/12/2022

Santa has paid his annual visit to the Llane Logistics office today. Hohoho 🎅🎅🎅

17/08/2022

Doctor: "How's that kid that swallowed that handful of coins...?"

Nurse: "Still no change..."

16/08/2022

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans.

15/08/2022

Monday Monday!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.

12/08/2022

Its Friday! :)

Wife:
Can you stop yawning when I'm talking to you?

Husband:
I'm not yawning, I'm trying to say something!

11/08/2022

Happy Thursday!

What do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter!

10/08/2022

I tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses I forgot why i was in the kitchen..

08/08/2022

now sorted :)

05/08/2022

Happy Friday :)

They say that during s*x you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?

04/08/2022

Nearly Friday!

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Vi**ra. The police put out an alert to look for the two hardened criminals.

03/08/2022

I got a new stick of deodorant today.

The instructions said 'remove the cap and push up bottom'

I can barely walk, but when i fart, the room smells lovely ;)

02/08/2022

They're getting worse 🫣

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Floppe.

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Donisthorpe Woodlands Centre
Donisthorpe
DE127PY

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