05/06/2026
Driver left Blackpool looking like a truck driverโฆ
Heโs due back next week looking like a Turkish soap opera star. ๐
New teeth, new hairline, eyebrows sharper than the truckโs fuel bill, and probably asking us to call him โAntonioโ instead of Dave. ๐
The real question is: is he bringing the trailer back, or has he spent the diesel money on a full makeover? ๐คฃ
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