11/22/2025
Just gonna put this here in case anyone is interested!
Yes — there is a n**e (“clothing-optional”) cruise that departs from Miami, called the Big N**e Boat, organized by Bare Necessities Tour & Travel.  Here’s what you should know:
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Key Details About the Miami N**e Cruise
1. Dates & Itinerary
• The 2026 cruise is scheduled for Feb 9–20, 2026, roundtrip from Miami. 
• Ports of call include Aruba, Bonaire, Curaçao, and Jamaica, plus two n**e-beach days on Norwegian’s private island, Great Stirrup Cay. 
2. Ship
• The cruise is on the Norwegian Pearl. 
• The ship has standard amenities: restaurants, bars, casino, spa, etc. 
3. Cost
• Prices start around $2,000 per person for double occupancy. 
• High-end accommodations (like a three-bedroom villa) go up to over $33,000. 
4. Nudity & Etiquette Rules
• Nudity is optional — you’re not forced to be n**e all the time. 
• When the ship is docked at a port, you must wear clothes: no nudity on board when alongside. 
• In the dining rooms, nudity is not allowed. You must wear clothes for those meals. 
• There is a buffet on the Lido (outdoor) deck that is a clothes-free area. 
• Towel rule: If you’re sitting n**e (or in a thong / G-string / bare bottom), you must put a towel down first (in cabins, pool deck, buffet, etc.). 
• No photography/video without consent. There are “No Photo Zones” around pools and dance venues. 
• No fondling or overt sexual behavior. The cruise is naturist, not a “swinger” or sex-activity cruise. 
• No fe**sh wear, lingerie, or excessive ge***al jewelry permitted. 
5. Age Requirement
• Passengers must be 21 or older. 
6. On-Board Activities
• There are workshops, lectures, dance nights, and other social entertainment. 
• Formal wear is optional. You don’t need to pack a tux — casual clothing is fine for meals. 
• It’s not explicitly “sexual vacation” — it’s framed more as a naturist / social nudity cruise. 
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Pros & Considerations
Pros:
• Freedom to be n**e in large parts of the ship (when allowed) — great for naturist / body-positive travelers.
• N**e beach days included (on the private island).
• Well-organized, with clear etiquette and respect for privacy.
• Luxury ship experience (Norwegian Pearl) — not a bare-bones boat.
Considerations:
• Not all areas / times are n**e — you’ll need clothes for port days and indoor dining.
• The rules are strict (e.g., no taking photos without consent, no “inappropriate touching”).
• It’s a long trip (11 days), so make sure you’re comfortable with the vibe and community.
• Cost can vary widely depending on cabin choice.
