Bear-ly there, The adventures of Ted.E.Bare

27/05/2026

Apparently there’s some very important game on tonight…🏉💙
I’ve been told it’s called State of Origin and if you cheer really loudly your team wins and everyone gets chocolate?
Honestly, that sounds like a flawless system to me.🍫

My human was a proud Blues fan, so tonight I’m wearing her jersey with pride (and only a little bit of fluff stuck to it).💙🐻

If the Blues win, chocolate for everyone!!!

…Apparently I’m “not legally authorised” to make promises like that, so maybe buy your own snacks just in case.😅

But don’t worry — Blues will win anyway.😉

Love,
Ted.e.Bare🧸

27/05/2026

From the legend himself ❤️🧸

🐻 Meet Ted E. Bare 🐻
The sweetest little troublemaker in the world of ventriloquism.

Don’t let the floppy ears, fuzzy face, and innocent eyes 👀 fool you. Ted E. Bare is equal parts adorable, chaotic, and hilariously inappropriate. As one of David Strassman’s most beloved puppet characters, Ted E. has mastered the art of being cute enough to get away with almost anything.

Ted E. Bare brings a softer, sillier energy to the dark-edged comedy of Strassman’s puppet universe. While other characters may be loud, sarcastic, or downright evil, Ted E. thrives on childlike curiosity and absurd humor. One second he’s lovable and wholesome and the next he’s saying something wildly unhinged with complete sincerity.

Whether he’s getting into trouble, stealing the spotlight, or accidentally roasting someone in the audience, Ted E. Bare proves that sometimes the cutest characters are the most dangerous.

Don't miss the release of Vol. 1 "Dummy" on June 1st on YouTube to see more of Ted E. Bare 🧸!

11/05/2026

Who needs a laugh?
I felt so grown up watching my first comedian.
I’m a big bear now!!!

Everyone needs a piece of Jimmy Carr in their life 🤭
Honestly, the man’s laugh alone nearly unstiched my left ear.
I came for a wholesome evening out. Maybe a few polite giggles. Instead I experienced emotional cardio. Every joke hit so fast I nearly launched my little teddy stuffing into the aisle.
And yet… I adored every second.
Watching Jimmy live is a bit like being handed unlimited chocolate by someone who knows you have no self-control.
At first you think:
“Just one little piece.” 🍫

Then suddenly it’s 47 jokes later, you’re crying laughing, questioning your morals, and somehow covered in metaphorical melted Cadbury.
As a certified chocolate enthusiast, I should’ve known better. If someone says “Want another square?” I’m already halfway into the wrapper. Same energy with Jimmy’s punchlines. I walked straight into every setup like:
“Oh this seems safe—”
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

10/10 night though.
Would absolutely risk my delicate teddy bear feelings again. 🤣
Love
Ted.e.Bare 🧸❤️ Jimmy Carr

28/04/2026

🧸☀️ Want some sunshine in your life? Take it from me… go find some sunflowers!

I had the beary best day exploring a little hidden gem called “Sunflower Sue’s Sunflower Farm”🌻
I spent my time frolicking through golden fields, chasing butterflies (they are VERY fast, unfair honestly), and making lots of furry friends 🐶
Yes… it’s dog friendly!
Although… slight issue… some people thought I was a dog. Rude. I am clearly a distinguished teddy bear.

Anyway, I packed some chocolates for a cozy picnic (10/10 choice, would snack again), soaked up the sunshine, and even picked a few of my favourite sunflowers to take home ❤️

If you’re near Wamuran and need a little peace, quiet, and happiness… this is your spot. Trust me, I know tranquility. I nap professionally.
Go on… check it out 🌻✨

Love
Ted.e.Bare 🧸❤️

21/04/2026

I did a very grown-up thing … I went to my first concert. Yes, me — Ted.e.bare — officially out in
the world, living my best bear life 🐻✨

There was a show called Sabrina Live, and I was absolutely convinced one of my favourite singers was in town. Naturally, I had to prepare properly. I brushed my fur (very important), cleaned my face (less optional), brushed my teeth (minty fresh for maximum singing power), and off I went on my big adventure!
When the concert started… oh my fluff. It was AMAZING. I sang, I danced, I wiggled my little bear hips like nobody was watching (even though… everyone was definitely watching). I was completely swept away.

And then… plot twist.
Turns out… it wasn’t actually the real Sabrina. 😳
But honestly? I could not tell! It looked like her, sounded like her, and had me chuckling, dancing, and singing along all night
Rating — 12/10, would hug that one. 🤩

If you get the chance, you absolutely have to check out Sabrina Live. To those who’ve already been… HOW GOOD WAS IT?! Because I am still not over it.
Anyway, I am now one very worn-out bear, lying here eating chocolates and still singing “espressoooo…” like I’m on stage myself.
Love always,Ted.e.bare 🧸💛

14/04/2026

14/04/2026

I was just a small, fluffy explorer wandering through Chinatown, Singapore when I stumbled upon the Buddha Tooth Relic Temple—and oh my stitched paws, what a magical find! 🧸✨

This little bear was welcomed in and got to see sparkling golden thrones, ancient relics, and the most peaceful spaces to sit and think big thoughts. My tiny bear brain tried to take it all in… but there was just so much to learn!🧑‍🎓
I left feeling calm, curious, and just a bit wiser (very proud bear moment). No chocolates were had—but I made up for it with lots of yummy market treats nearby!
Bear Ratings 🧸:
Location: 10/10 (easy for little legs!)
Learning: 9/10 (brain = full of fluff)
Chocolates: 0 😢

If you’re in Singapore, definitely wander Chinatown—you never know what magical places you’ll discover!

08/04/2026

Today is my favourite human’s birthday. She would have been 19… but she will forever be 18 to me 🤍
I miss her cuddles the most — the kind that made everything feel safe and warm. I miss her wild, crazy nature, the way she could turn any ordinary day into something special. I miss her smile, her laugh… the kind that filled the whole room.
And even though I used to get squished and pushed aside, I’d give anything to feel her spread out across the bed again, leaving barely any space for a little bear like me.
I miss her every single day. But I carry her with me in every memory, every moment, every bit of love she left behind. I will treasure absolutely everything about her, always.
I promise to keep her spirit alive — to travel, to explore, to see the world the way she dreamed of.
Love you forever, Layla 🪽🤍
Love,
Ted.e.Bare

05/04/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Someone broke into my house last night!!! 😱They were fluffy… had paws… moved very suspiciously…
I’m no detective, but I’m 99% sure it was another bear. 🐻(There are rumours saying it was a “bunny”… but let’s not jump to wild conclusions.)
Anyway… this mysterious fluffy intruder left behind CHOCOLATE. 🍫
Which is obviously my favourite thing ever, so I’ve decided not to press charges.
To the chocolate-giving bear:You may return anytime. No questions asked. Bring snacks.
I hope this generous (definitely a bear) went around delivering chocolate to everyone else too!

Happy Easter from me, 🐣
Ted.e.Bear 🐾💛

02/04/2026

🐻✨ Food Review Time – Teddy Bear Edition! ✨🐻
La Chill Bar – Senggigi, Lombok
Oh my fluff... what a paw-some find! 🐾 Tucked right on the beach in Senggigi, this cozy little spot is truly a hidden gem and absolutely perfect for a chill bear like me.
I happily stuffed my fuzzy face with satay chicken that was honestly tastier than chocolate (and that’s saying a LOT for a teddy 🧸🍫). It was so fresh I’m fairly sure the chicken was clucking that very morning!
And of course... I may have slightly overindulged in some Bintang 🍺 — but can you blame a bear? When in Lombok, one must sip and relax!
With comfy bean bags to sink into, the friendliest humans serving up smiles, and the dreamy beachy vibes, I was one very “chill” bear indeed. I nearly didn’t roll myself home!
🐻 Bear Ratings:Food: 10/10 🍢Drinks: 9/10 🍺Ambience & Staff: 10/10 🌅
Final verdict: 100% Ted.e.bare approved! Would absolutely waddle back again 💛🐾