08/12/2019
As millions of Austalians take to the skies this holiday season, allow me to settle one of the longest-standing debates
associated with air travel, said Christopher Elliott. You may have the ability to recline your seat on an airplane, but you shouldn’t. “It’s rude—and it’s wrong.”
That’s because passengers are “officially out of space.” Decades ago, many economy-class seats offered “a generous 36 inches of ‘pitch,’” which is a rough measure of the space between seats. But over the years, “greedy airlines” have whittled us down to “as little as 28 inches” so that they can pack passengers into the cabin “like cargo.” This means that should you recline your seat, “you’ll end up in someone’s lap.” So please stop. It’s irritating, self-indulgent, and even immoral.
Nonsense, said Stacey Lastoe in CNN.com. Reclining your seat “is a right,” since airlines equip seats with a recline button. Besides, how else is one expected to sleep on an airplane? While sitting erect? No. In the end, “I recline,
you recline, we all recline for increased comfort.” Agreed, said Ben Lucky in OneMileAtATime.com, although reclining works best “when everyone is on the same page” and eager to sleep, as is usually the case on a red-eye. But problems inevitably arise when people have competing desires, so a person who reclines should observe a certain etiquette. Always, for instance, “make eye contact with the person behind you” before you recline; then slide back slowly so that they have time to shift a laptop or meal on their tray. “We’re better off if we’re considerate of one another.”
Yes, but sometimes stronger measures are demanded, said Josh Ocampo in LifeHacker.com.
Let’s say, for instance, that the very tall person in front of you has committed the unforgivable sin of reclining during meal service, forcing your tray into your chest. Then no one could blame you if you turned up the air conditioner located directly above your seat to full blast and angled it directly upon the recliner’s forehead, forcing him or her “to endure the wrath of your freezing-cold airplane air.” If that doesn’t work, I might suggest a sudden bout of restless legs syndrome that compels you to kick the seat back—hard—every few minutes. That “might earn you an extra inch or two.”