09/08/2015
CALL A CAMRY 😂
As we all know, the taxi system is an over priced and somewhat annoying one. Not only that, I need extra cash.
So to benefit you guys and myself, I have made up my own personal chauffeur service!
I can in fact get in trouble for this, so all my contact forms are not linked directly with my identity. Don't be a dick, I'm doing ya'll a favour with this 😉
If you're out for the night and need a way there or home but don't want to fork out the cash for a taxi or just generally don't feel comfortable with public transport or taxis, never fear, the Camry is here!
Contact me through here or via email before the day or of the day of your need to organise my assistance!
LOCAL RATE:
Trips that will take me 20 - 40 minutes from leaving my driveway to arriving at the end of the trip.
♣️ $12 for one*
♥️ $20 for two ($10 each)*
♠️ $24 for three ($8 each)*
♦️ $28 for four ($7 each)*
NON-LOCAL RATE:
Trips that will take me 40 - 55 minutes from leaving me driveway to arriving at the end of the trip.
♣️ $15 for one*
♥️ $24 for two ($12 each)*
♠️ $30 for three ($10 each)*
♦️ $36 for four ($9 each)*
CITY RATE:
Applies to trips to and from the city and trips that fall between non-local rate and further rate time span.
♣️ $20 for one*
♥️ $28 for two ($14 each)*
♠️ $36 for three ($12 each)*
♦️ $40 for four ($10 each)*
FURTHER RATE:
Trips that will take me 1.2 - 2 hours from leaving my driveway to arriving at the end of the trip.
♣️ $32 for one*
♥️ $40 for two ($20 each)*
♠️ $48 for three ($16 each)*
♦️ $52 for four ($13 each)*
*rates subject to change due to circumstance. These will not be sprung on you randomly, extras fees are listed.
▪️ Drop off/pick ups from different locations (within reasonable distance of each other) will cost an extra $2 per extra location.
▪️ Maccas runs are allowed - may cost a cheeseburger 😁
▪️ There will be a vomit fee of $5 should someone vomit in the car. Vomit bags are provided for safety measures, don't hesitate to ask!
▪️ Bottled water also provided for those feeling not-so-fresh.
▪️ A heads up earlier on the day will ensure the likeliness of my services. To make things easier, providing addresses of pick up and drop off location before the trip is best. Makes it easier to organise your fee, also!
▪️ Discounts may be offered to frequent customers, tippers, those who have provided me more customers, and more!
▪️ No money but desperate? I can arrange a pay later situation, but if you choose to screw me over, my services will no longer be available to you. My rates are cheap, don't be an as***le.
Any other inquiries, just ask!
