19/08/2026
😂🚌 THE UNOFFICIAL SCHOOL BUS SURVIVAL GUIDE – HARDEN EDITION! 🎒
School bus rules… because apparently we need to remind everyone that a bus is NOT a moving playground, lounge room or wrestling arena. 😂
Here’s how to survive the school run:
🕐 1. BE READY!
If the bus arrives at 8:05am, please don’t come running out of the house at 8:06am with one shoe on, your bag half-zipped and your toast still in your mouth. 😂🍞
👋 2. WAVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
See your bus? WAVE!
Our drivers aren’t mind readers. A tiny eyebrow twitch from 50 metres away isn’t going to cut it. 😂
🎒 3. YOUR BAG DOESN’T NEED A SEAT!
Your backpack has survived school all day. It can survive sitting on the floor or in the designated area. 😂
Seats are for passengers!
🪑 4. SIT DOWN & STAY THERE!
The bus is moving. Your seat is not.
Please don’t suddenly decide it’s time for a walking tour of the bus. 🚶♂️😂
📢 5. INSIDE VOICES, PLEASE!
We love a good school story… but the driver doesn’t need to hear it from three rows back, over 17 other conversations. 😂
❤️ 6. BE KIND & RESPECTFUL!
Look after your mates, listen to the driver and follow the Student Code of Conduct.
🚍 7. THE GOLDEN RULE:
Get on.
Sit down.
Be respectful.
Get to school safely.
Repeat in the afternoon. 😂
And remember…
The driver is driving the bus — NOT running a taxi, daycare, karaoke club or WWE event. 🤣
Let’s keep our school buses safe, respectful and (mostly 😂) peaceful!
💚💛 Happy travelling! 🚌