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Some comical reviews of unique toilets in Thailand. In addition, the beginning of a project to help less fortunate people improve their sanitary conditions.

Schools, Temples, remote villages in Thailand are some examples of where we want to help.

22/07/2025

Found this gem at a seaside seafood restaurant on the north end of Phuket. Rainy season meant the restaurant was quiet, but the toilet setup was worth posting.

You head around the back and spot the universal symbol for toilets—so far, so good. Then you’re presented with three doors. Classic Thailand gamble. No signs. No instructions. Just pure instinct.
• First door? Random shower room. Nothing happening there. Possibly haunted.
• Second door? Western-style toilet. Clean, basic, no thrills—but reliable.
• Third door? Squat toilet with a bucket and basin flush system. The floor was damp but not sketchy.

If you’re a guy, you’ve also got an open-air urinal tucked around the corner. Great ventilation. Generous splash risk.

Important tip: The only toilet paper is mounted outside the doors. You miss that—you’re in for a rough ride. Rookie mistake.

Privacy was solid, cleanliness was acceptable, and the mystery-door element added a bit of spice to an otherwise standard setup.

Seafood was great. Toilets were functional. No nightmares. That’s a win.

09/07/2025

This toilet was part of an older Thai-style house we visited while checking out properties in Nakhon Nayok. The house itself had a lot of charm — wooden walls, cozy layout, and a very traditional feel.

The bathroom was located in a corner of the house, and once you opened the door, you stepped down about four steps into the main area. It’s not something you see every day, but it actually gave the space a bit of privacy.

The setup was simple and functional. There’s a western-style toilet, a large water bucket with a scoop for backup flushing, and a shower head mounted right next to the toilet — common in Thai homes. It could easily double as a bum gun in an emergency. 😂

The color scheme leaned toward retro — a mix of teal, yellow, and white. Nothing fancy, but clean and practical. There’s a corner shelf installed for toiletries, which was convenient and made good use of the space.

And for some reason, the trash can was placed on a shelf halfway up the stairs — like it had been put in time-out for bad behavior. If you want to toss something, better have good aim or long arms.

Overall, the bathroom matched the rest of the house — a bit old-fashioned but cozy and very Thai in style. For this post, I’ll also share a few photos of the rest of the house to give you an idea of what traditional homes like this look like in Thailand.

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Rating: 7.2/10
• Clean, functional, and fits the house well
• Practical setup with the water bucket and shower
• A few steps down into the room might be a bit tricky at night
• Trash can location: mildly athletic challenge

29/05/2025

This Bangkok café serves great food in a peaceful garden setting—but the toilet situation has a small surprise for the men. It starts off serene, then suddenly you’re exposed to nature (and possibly the public) mid-stream. It’s clean, quirky, and unexpectedly revealing.

First, you stroll through a garden that screams “eco-luxury” but smells faintly of lemongrass and coffee. It’s peaceful, sure—until you realize your destination is a public p*ep show disguised as a men’s room.

Two urinals. One flimsy bamboo panel. Zero back wall.

Standing there, trying to mind your stream while birds, bees, and other Thai creatures possibly get a glimpse of your performance mid-stream. That’s not a bathroom—that’s performance art.

The vibe is less “relieving yourself” and more “surrendering your dignity to the wind.” If you’re into naturism or lightly-exhibitionist bathroom sessions, congrats—this is your spiritual home. If not, bring a friend to stand guard as a solution.

Inside the stall, we’re back in polite society. Clean floor. Decent toilet. Hose strong enough to pressure wash a pickup truck. There’s a multilingual sign begging people not to flush junk. English. Thai. Chinese.

If your language isn’t on that list—well, guess you’re flushing that TP and rolling the karmic dice.

🧼 Sink Game: Rustic but Real
Concrete counter, tiny mirror, paper towels. Gets the job done. Nothing fancy. This sink is the kind of guy who shows up to a wedding in jeans but gives a solid sp*ech. Respectable, not flashy.

🔖 WTF Tag Wall
A bonus feature: there’s a walkway covered in hanging tags. Hundreds. Maybe thousands. All scribbled with God-knows-what. Names? Deep thoughts?

🎯 Final Verdict: 8.7/10
Clean, aesthetic, and totally unhinged.
One of the rare Bangkok toilets where you walk out emotionally changed.

✅ Food: Amazing
✅ Vibes: Chill
🚫 Urinal Privacy: Exists only in theory
🚨 Risk of mooning a stranger while p*eing: 94%

17/05/2025

Cruising through Switzerland en route to Liechtenstein, I ducked into a random gas station to answer nature’s call—and walked into what looked like a toilet designed by NASA after a deep conversation with a Rolex.

Full stainless steel chamber. Every surface gleaming. If a prison cell and a first-class Lufthansa lav had a baby with OCD—this would be it.

The seat? Wall-mounted like a fold-down chair on the set of Interstellar. The seat folded down like the landing gear on a fighter jet—precision instructions in four languages, because this is Switzerland, not some IKEA free-for-all. The bowl? A polished steel funnel that could double as a modern art installation or a Bond villain’s espresso maker.

The soap dispenser? Placed with military precision right where your instinct said it should be. And the hand dryer? Strong enough to dry your hands, your soul, and possibly style your hair into something David Beckham would endorse. Multi purpose: dries hands, restyles hair, p*els paint if needed.

But the real show? The flush.

Hit that button and it unleashed a biblical flood. I’m talking Moses-level waterworks. A sudden, majestic whooooosh of liquid vengeance. Like the toilet was erasing not just what you did—but who you were.

Smelled great. No charge. No mess. No awkward buttons. Just one of the cleanest, most satisfying pit stops this side of Zurich.

This wasn’t just a toilet. It was a Swiss-engineered redemption arc.

04/05/2025

Not to far into an overgrown jungle near a forgotten waterfall (Wang Mueang Waterfall) lies this abandoned throne room—untouched, unflushed, and undefeated. The path was a tangle of vines, branches, leaves and plants.

The toilets? Squat style—naturally—because if you’re gonna suffer, do it knees-deep in Thai authenticity. The water tank was Drier than a group chat after someone says ‘I actually liked the new Marvel movie, and the heat? A breezy 39°C outside but a sweat lodge of at least 50°C inside.

Squat toilet, proudly elevated like it’s waiting for offerings. The walls weren’t talking, but they’ve seen things, stained with the kind of history bleach gave up on years ago. Ancient streaks, and Faded splash zones. History you can smell with your eyes.

Would I use it again? Only in a Code Brown emergency. But hey, 10/10 for ambiance.

02/05/2025

Located at a nice country restaraunt in Nakhon Nayok Thailand, Just steps from the parking lot, conveniently disguised behind a door doubling as storage for forgotten objects and rural mysteries.

Highlights:
• Modern Art Meets Mystery Funk: Distract yourself with abstract wall art while you try not to stare directly at the pink and blue his/hers urinals.
• Cleanliness Level: Surprisingly solid. No horror, no swamp. Respect.
• Double Basin Power: Two can wash hands at once—romantic if you’re into synchronized hygiene.
• Toilet Experience: Quiet? Not quite. The acoustics are concert-hall level. Pray your neighbor’s got stage fright.

Final Verdict:
Clean, practical, unintentionally artistic, and mildly echoey.

YES if you like your toilets open air.
NO if you’re shy and echo-sensitive.

29/04/2025

Sunset cruise down the Mekong. Good food, golden skies… and a toilet that tested my will to live.

It was sandwiched between the roaring diesel engine and the back of the boat blasting out fumes of broken dreams. Walls made of wood rougher than Trudeau’s approval ratings after the carbon tax hike.

Toilet paper dispenser? Technically modern. Spiritually defeated. Just lying on a dusty shelf like a college freshman’s life plan.

Flushing system: BYOB — Bring Your Own Bucket. Scoop water. Slosh aggressively. Hope for the best.

Star-shaped window for ventilation. Also great if you want to share your private moment with passing insects.

The space was tighter than a budget airline seat. “Assume the position” felt like prepping for a NASA launch. Core strength required.

The ambient engine noise? Somewhere between a tractor pull and Kanye West explaining himself on live TV.

Final score: 7/10.
Would p*e there again. Would not recommend spicy papaya salad beforehand.

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03/06/2023

Interesting concept at Dreamworld in Bangkok. There is a men’s toilet that has one way glass, so the you can continue people watching while you relieve yourself.

I have to admit, it was an unsettling experience at first, but once I trusted the glass it was business as usual.

Funny to see people taking selfies directly in front of you, and checking their makeup in the mirror.

23/12/2022

Progress, progress, progress. Yes, the construction is slower than many of you are used to……but the project is still moving along.

Recent pics show that it is about it 80% complete and should be ready for the school year when the kids return in the new year.

We are planning to head back out there to see the final product in a couple months. Stay tuned…..

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