09/30/2026
I've got some good news for the couple hundred of y'all who ordered one of our best selling chocolate chip camo hats and have been patiently waiting. We expect to receive them this Friday or Saturday and your tracking should update by Monday, which means you should have yours before next weekend!
I am not sure what exactly happened here, all I know is that I've ordered these in bulk more than any other product and this is the first time that I've had to middleman a second shipping pickup.
Your hat and a few hundred of his brothers have been in Chino, California for about a week, but arrangements have been made and should be finally headed home tomorrow. Perhaps he has been getting mixed up with some coastal elites, and was misinformed that The Republic of Texas was not as significant as the California Republic which only lasted a couple weeks but is still named on their state flag as such. I sure hope he didn't learn that the Lone Star flag needs a bear on it, too. Lastly, we pray somebody didn't pass them some avocado toast at a surfer party, since scientists have concluded that is a gateway drug to gluten-free b**r....
Get your order placed if'n you want one because this will likely be the final run.๐ค ๐ป