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05/27/2025

ONLY 3 HRS LEFT FOR ALASKA CRUISE AUGUST 2026 FLASH SALE!

8 days/7 nights roundtrip out of Seattle

Balcony starting $2578 PER CABIN (2 people)
Aurea Balcony (top level) $3098 PER CABIN
Interior starting at $1698 PER CABIN

SOLO RATES AVAILABLE!

$225 person deposits due today, final April '26
LET'S GOOOO!!!!!

05/04/2025

You must be willing to put in the time, hard work and effort to achieve your goals. If you are not willing to put in the time and effort, then no-one else will.

There is nothing better than pushing yourself to be the best you can be, and even when you fail, you learn and you grow from that failure.

Don’t just take life as it comes to you, make sure that you’re always striving to become the best version of yourself.

Everyone else is going to have their own ideas of what it means to be successful. We are all unique and different from one another, so we each have our own way of getting there.

04/28/2025

!!LAST MINUTE DEAL!!
Flint, Texas

2 Bedrooms Sleeps 6
Full Kitchens
Separate Living and Dining area
Balcony or Patio
Sofa Sleeper

7 Nights TOTALS LISTED BELOW
May 4-11 $484.11
June 13-20 $945.37
Jan 23-30 2026 $1016.55
June 12-19, 2026 $1066.65

Resort is situated among the sparkling shores of Lake Palestine, one of the largest and most beautiful water-sports playgrounds in the Southwest. Pontoon boat rentals, boat slips, and launch ramps are available at the Marina. Splash into fun at the indoor water-park or enjoy a guided horseback ride. Miniature golf, basketball, tennis, and volleyball will also keep the family busy.

Be sure to visit the A&W/Pizza Hut to grab a quick bite! Nearby Tyler, the rose capital of Texas, is home to Tyler's Rose Garden & Museum and the Caldwell Zoo.

04/27/2025

!!ORLANDO ALERT!!!
3 MINUTES FROM DISNEY
2 Bedrooms Tonhouse Sleeps 6
Full Kitchens
Washer/Dryer
Pools
Hot Tub
Individual Patio

7 nights TOTALS BELOW

May dates
May 3-10 2025 $441.11
May 9-16 2025 $642.21
May 10-17 2025 $642.11
May 16-23 2025 $715.83

June Dates:
June 27- July 4 2025 $1325.81
June 29- July 6 2025 $1378.86

This family swim and tennis resort is located just three miles from Walt Disney World! Each two-bedroom townhouse offers a fully equipped kitchen, washer/dryer, and screened patio. Resort amenities include three swimming pools, whirlpool, seven lighted tennis courts, volleyball court, playground, game room, and a convenience store. Jet skiing is nearby, and 10 fine restaurants are within walking distance. Transportation to area attractions is available.

04/24/2025

🔥HOT HAWAIIAN DEAL ALERT🔥
Limited Time and Avaliability
August 8-15 2025
Ka'Annapoli (Maui) Hawaii
Sleeps 4
NO RESORT FEES!!!!!
$2609.40 for all 7 nights for 4 people!!!!!

1 King bed and (Sofa sleeper)
Full kitchen
Dining area
Separate living room
Free internet
Coffee/tea maker
Separate bathtub and shower (Tub with spray jets in most rooms)
Washer and Dryer

Text "Kaanapali" to 206 806 3311 to book or for information. Limited time and number avaliable. Other dates and accommodation types avaliable... give us a call.

Villas are located along a pristine expanse of Ka'anapali's North Beach, considered to be one of the best beaches in America! From magnificent ocean views to stately foyers, the property is in harmony with the Hawaiian culture and environment. The resort offers an extensive list of amenities, a magnificent recreational lagoon, and an unlimited array of activity options.

04/12/2025

Need Christmas plans? How about a trip to Sandals Bahamian? This is a limited time offer and only available while rooms last at this AMAZING HOLIDAY RATE!

December 21-26, 2025
$5085 per COUPLE
Regular price $20,500

Island Village One Bedroom Butler Villa Suite w/ Balcony Tranquility Soaking Tub

PERSONAL BUTLER
PRIVATE AIRPORT TRANSFERS
ROOM SERVICE
IN-ROOM BAR WITH PREMIUM LIQUOR
8 BARS AND 12 RESTAURANTS

Only $98 to reserve your suite. Ask me how!
Payments arrangements avaliable! Let's' talk

FLIGHTS NOT INCLUDED BUT CAN BE ADDED.

Located within the picturesque Island Village Villas on the first or second floors. These romantic retreats feature a balcony or patio with serene views of the resort's tropical gardens and include a Tranquility Soaking tub for two with privacy curtains and a bistro set.

The master bedroom boasts a custom crafted king-size bed, HD smart TV and a separate sitting area, an additional HD smart TV and fully stocked bar with premium liquors.

The bathroom is equipped with a dual control walk in shower, back lit mirror, and a long-vessel sink. Guests staying in this category also enjoy the attentive services of their English Guild trained personal Butler.

Private airport transfer included.

04/04/2025

Ovation of the Seas is bringing the adventure 😎 Sailing from L.A. in Summer 2025.

Ready to book? Message me and let's lock it in! You can also text OVATION to 206 806 3311 and aubergine will be in touch.

03/31/2025

Luxury isn’t just a look—it’s a feeling. And this season, it’s your turn to experience it. 🌴🥥✨

A true escape means waking up slowly, easing into your day with fresh tropical fruit and ocean breezes—not alarms and to-do lists. Imagine starting your morning with a floating breakfast in your private plunge pool, the sound of palm trees swaying above, and nothing on your schedule but sunshine and serenity.

Whether you’re craving a chic Bali villa, a boutique resort in Tulum, or a lush island retreat in the Maldives, this summer should be unapologetically about you.

From personalized itineraries to VIP experiences and stress-free planning, I’ll make sure every moment of your trip is picture-perfect—because the details matter when you’re traveling in style.

Jet set for the season, and let your getaway be as effortless as it is unforgettable.

📌 Save this post if luxury mornings by the pool are calling your name—and send me a message to start planning your dream escape.

03/25/2025

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03/19/2025