Hot Mess Pony Express

Hot Mess Pony Express We transport livestock coast to coast ! Taking care of your fur babies like they are our own!

🚨 ROUTE UPDATE — HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS! 🚨Our September route has officially been UPDATED!We’ll be leaving Southern Arizo...
09/02/2026

🚨 ROUTE UPDATE — HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS! 🚨

Our September route has officially been UPDATED!

We’ll be leaving Southern Arizona on 9/9, heading all the way to CONNECTICUT, with multiple stops along the way — and then turning around and heading back to Arizona!

We are fully booked leaving az , but will have room on board once we land in Texas ❤️

We are flexible in BOTH directions, so if you’re not directly on our route, don’t count yourself out. We’re open to adding stops and making reasonable detours for both the haul east and the return trip west.

🐴 24/7 hay & water
🐴 Safe overnight stops
🐴 Slant & box stall options
🐴 Fresh shavings & sanitized buckets/stalls
🐴 Daily updates
🐴 Experienced, horse-first care

If you need a horse moved east, west, or somewhere in between, shoot me a message with your pickup and drop-off locations and I’ll get you a quote!

📞 480-247-1570

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🚨 HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS — SEPTEMBER ROUTE! 🚨We’re hitting the road September 9th, leaving Southern Arizona → Northern Ar...
08/18/2026

🚨 HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS — SEPTEMBER ROUTE! 🚨

We’re hitting the road September 9th, leaving Southern Arizona → Northern Arizona → east toward Louisiana with multiple stops along the way!

We are FLEXIBLE on this route! If you’re not directly on our current path, reach out — we’re open to adding stops and traveling into other states farther east for the right hauls.

And YES — we will be making a return trip back to Arizona, so we have availability for both haul-to AND haul-back!

🐴 24/7 hay & water
🐴 Safe overnight stops
🐴 Slant & box stall options
🐴 Fresh shavings & sanitized buckets/stalls
🐴 Daily updates throughout the trip
🐴 Professional, experienced horse transport

Whether you need one hauled east, brought back west, or something in between — message me and let’s see if we can make it work!

📞 480-247-1570

Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt.

08/12/2026

Did you guys know that when I’m NOT somewhere on the highway hauling horses… there’s a pretty good chance I’m at home making T-shirts? 😂🐴➡️👕

Yep — Hot Mess Acres has an entire apparel shop, and I’ve been having WAY too much fun designing and making all of it.

And since spooky season is basically a personality trait around here… 👻🎃 I just launched an entire FALL + SPOOKY SEASON collection!

Think western, retro, spooky, sarcastic, cowgirl and just the right amount of Hot Mess. 🖤

Everything is made by me, right at home, and every order supports my little business instead of some giant corporation — which means more to me than you guys probably realize.

We’ve got tees, crops, sweatshirts and plenty more coming because apparently I needed another hobby to consume every second of my free time. 😂

So if you didn’t know I make shirts… SURPRISE. I do that too. 🤣

Go check out the new fall/spooky drop, share it with your friends, or just give the page some love. Every order, share and tag helps this little Hot Mess keep growing. 🩷

Spooky season has officially hit Hot Mess Acres. 👻🤠🎃

08/11/2026

🍂 FLORIDA BOUND! 🍂

Hot Mess Pony Express is heading east!

📍 Leaving Arizona: August 13th
➡️ Hauling to Florida and surrounding states, with availability along the route.

Whether you’re buying, selling, relocating, or need a horse safely transported, we’ve got you covered from pickup to delivery.

What your horse can expect:
• Unlimited hay & water on board
• Nightly electrolytes
• Safe overnight stays at trusted equine facilities
• Daily photo/video updates
• Sanitized stalls, buckets & fresh shavings
• Professional, reliable care every mile

Your horse isn’t just another load—they’re treated like one of our own.

📞 480-247-1570
📩 Message the page to reserve your spot before this route fills.

Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt. 🍁🐴

🍂 FLORIDA BOUND! 🍂Hot Mess Pony Express is heading east!📍 Leaving Arizona: August 13th➡️ Hauling to Florida and surround...
08/10/2026

🍂 FLORIDA BOUND! 🍂

Hot Mess Pony Express is heading east!

📍 Leaving Arizona: August 13th
➡️ Hauling to Florida and surrounding states, with availability along the route.

Whether you’re buying, selling, relocating, or need a horse safely transported, we’ve got you covered from pickup to delivery.

What your horse can expect:
• Unlimited hay & water on board
• Nightly electrolytes
• Safe overnight stays at trusted equine facilities
• Daily photo/video updates
• Sanitized stalls, buckets & fresh shavings
• Professional, reliable care every mile

Your horse isn’t just another load—they’re treated like one of our own.

📞 480-247-1570
📩 Message the page to reserve your spot before this route fills.

Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt. 🍁🐴

🚨 Hot Mess Pony Express Policy Update 🚨To continue providing safe and reliable transport, I have made an important chang...
08/06/2026

🚨 Hot Mess Pony Express Policy Update 🚨

To continue providing safe and reliable transport, I have made an important change to my pickup and delivery policy.

Effective immediately, I will no longer be providing door-to-door pickup and delivery for new clients.

Unfortunately, I’ve been put in too many situations where my truck, trailer, and equipment have been at risk because properties simply weren’t designed for a rig of this size.

It’s not fair for me to:
• Navigate narrow single-lane switchbacks where I have to swing into oncoming traffic just to make a turn.
• Use 4WD just to access a property.
• Risk damaging or destroying trailer axles because there isn’t enough room to safely turn around.
• Scrape or hit low tree branches because the trailer is too tall.
• Risk damage to my truck and trailer trying to squeeze into driveways or properties that aren’t accessible for commercial-sized rigs.

My equipment is how I make my living, and I have to protect it.

If you’re a previous client and I already know your property is safe and accessible, this policy does NOT affect you.

For all new clients, please plan to meet me at a safe, easy-access location such as:
📍 A truck stop
📍 A fairgrounds
📍 A horse facility
📍 Another mutually agreed upon trailer-friendly location nearby

I’ve attached a photo of my rig for size reference. This is the same photo I send all clients before pickup and drop off . While it may not look enormous in photos, this is a long truck and tall trailer that requires plenty of room to safely maneuver. If you’re unsure whether your property is accessible, the answer is probably that a nearby meeting location is the better option.

Thank you for understanding and helping me protect the equipment that safely transports your horses across the country. 🤍

🚛🐴 Hot Mess Pony Express is hitting the road! 🐴🚛Have a horse that needs a safe, stress-free ride? We’ve got room on our ...
08/04/2026

🚛🐴 Hot Mess Pony Express is hitting the road! 🐴🚛

Have a horse that needs a safe, stress-free ride? We’ve got room on our upcoming routes!

📍 Route Schedule:
🗓️ Leaving Washington – August 5
➡️ Stopping in California

🗓️ Leaving California – August 6
➡️ Stopping in Arizona

🗓️ Leaving Arizona – August 13
➡️ Kentucky
➡️ Florida
➡️ Returning to Arizona

Your horse’s comfort and safety always come first.
✨ Safe overnight accommodations
🌾 Unlimited hay & fresh water
📹 Daily video updates
🩵 Individualized care every mile

Whether you’re buying, selling, relocating, or heading to a new adventure, I’d love to help get your horse there safely.

📲 480-247-1570
Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt. 🤍🐎

🌵 LEAVING ARIZONA AUGUST 3rd! 🌵Hot Mess Pony Express is hitting the road!📍 Route:Arizona ➡️ Nevada ➡️ Washington ➡️ Ore...
07/30/2026

🌵 LEAVING ARIZONA AUGUST 3rd! 🌵

Hot Mess Pony Express is hitting the road!

📍 Route:
Arizona ➡️ Nevada ➡️ Washington ➡️ Oregon ➡️ Back to Arizona

Whether you’re moving one horse or an entire load, your horses will travel with the same level of care I’d expect for my own.

🌵 Unlimited hay & fresh water on board 24/7
🌵 Electrolytes provided
🌵 Daily photo & video updates
🌵 Safe overnight accommodations every night
🌵 Sanitized buckets & stalls
🌵 Health certificates & negative Coggins required

I intentionally keep my loads limited so every horse receives individualized care, plenty of attention, and a low-stress trip from pickup to delivery.

📅 Departure: August 3rd

📞 480-247-1570

📩 Message me today to reserve your spot before this trip fills!

Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt. 🩷🐴🌵

Final call! We are leaving tomorrow morning . Az all the way to Kentucky with stops in Illinois, Tennessee and Mississip...
07/24/2026

Final call! We are leaving tomorrow morning . Az all the way to Kentucky with stops in Illinois, Tennessee and Mississippi . We have open spots all along the way . Contact us today for a quote

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