Hot Mess Pony Express

10/18/2026

Quick reminder as winter approaches ! We don’t go north above the 40 from November to end of March 🙂

Sorry to inconvenience anyone !

10/17/2026

🚨 FLORIDA BOUND — NOVEMBER 15TH! 🚨

🐴 HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS is hitting the road again!

📍 ARIZONA ➡️ FLORIDA

Our route is FLEXIBLE! We can accommodate pickups and deliveries anywhere along the I-40 corridor and south, so don’t hesitate to reach out if you need a ride for your horse!

What your horse can expect when traveling with us:

✦ Slant and box stalls available

✦ Unlimited quality hay & fresh water

✦ Safe, comfortable overnight stops

✦ Daily updates with pictures & videos

✦ Dependable, attentive care from pickup to delivery

Your horses aren’t just cargo. They’re living, breathing animals who deserve patience, comfort, and quality care every mile of the journey. ❤️

Whether you’re bringing home a new horse, relocating, or just need reliable transportation, Hot Mess Pony Express has you covered!

📲 480-247-1570

NOW BOOKING — LIMITED SPACE AVAILABLE!

Message us for availability and a quote!

10/16/2026

THE HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS

We’re hitting the road Monday, October 19th!

Arizona → Sacramento, CA → Arizona

We have availability for horses needing transport along our route!

• Unlimited hay
• Fresh water available 24/7
• Updates throughout the trip
• Safe, attentive care from pickup to delivery

Message us for availability and quotes!

480-247-1570

10/10/2026

Quick reminder ! We are leaving this Monday to head to South Carolina !

On return trip we will be up in Kentucky, Missouri, Oklahoma then down to az then up to California !

Plenty of open spots along the way and excellent care for your horse ❤️

🐴 HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS — OCTOBER HAUL 🚛

Leaving Arizona October 13! Open spots along the way on this route:

📍 Arizona → South Carolina
📍 South Carolina → Kentucky
📍 Kentucky → Arizona

Your horses travel with:
🌙 Safe overnights
🌾 Unlimited hay and water on board
🎥 Video updates
⭐ 5-star reviews

Need a horse hauled along this route? Message me with your pickup and drop-off locations to reserve a spot!

10/06/2026

🐴 HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS — OCTOBER HAUL 🚛

Leaving Arizona October 13! Open spots along the way on this route:

📍 Arizona → South Carolina
📍 South Carolina → Kentucky
📍 Kentucky → Arizona

Your horses travel with:
🌙 Safe overnights
🌾 Unlimited hay and water on board
🎥 Video updates
⭐ 5-star reviews

Need a horse hauled along this route? Message me with your pickup and drop-off locations to reserve a spot!

09/27/2026

🚛🐴 Hot Mess Pony Express has open spots!

📍 Upcoming route:

* Saturday, September 26: Arizona → Northern California
* Sunday, September 27: Northern California → Salt Lake City, Utah
* Monday, September 28: Salt Lake City → Arizona

Open spots all along the route! Fair rates and excellent care for your horse every mile of the way.

Message me with your pickup and drop-off locations for a quote!

09/15/2026

🚨 Upcoming Route — Open Hauling Spots! 🚨

Hot Mess Pony Express will be leaving Arizona on September 26, heading to Northern California, then Northern Utah, and returning to Arizona.

We have openings available along the route and can be flexible with stops!

✅ Hay and water available throughout the trip
✅ Safe overnight stops
✅ Daily updates
✅ Clean, freshly bedded stalls
✅ Experienced coast-to-coast horse transport

📞 Call or text 480-247-1570 for a quote or to reserve your horse’s spot!

09/11/2026

🚨 RETURN TRIP — OPEN HORSE TRANSPORT! 🚨

Hot Mess Pony Express is headed WEST!

We’ll be leaving Connecticut 9/13, traveling across to Southern Colorado, then dropping down into Southern Arizona — and we have OPEN HOLES ALL ALONG THE ROUTE!

We’re flexible on stops, so you do not have to be directly on our route. If you need a horse picked up or dropped off somewhere along the way, send me your locations and let’s see what we can make work.

Your horses travel with:
🐴 24/7 hay & water
🐴 Safe, secure overnight stops
🐴 Slant & box stall options
🐴 Fresh shavings + clean, sanitized buckets/stalls
🐴 Daily updates so you know how your horse is doing
🐴 Experienced, horse-first care every mile

Connecticut → Southern Colorado → Southern Arizona
📅 Leaving 9/13

Openings are available now — message me for a quote or to grab a spot!

📞 480-247-1570

HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt.

09/08/2026

Quick Reminder ! We are leaving az full Texas then will have some room to Louisiana and Connecticut . We also have room on the wya back from Connecticut as well!

Contact us today to for a quote ❤️

🚨 ROUTE UPDATE — HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS! 🚨

Our September route has officially been UPDATED!

We’ll be leaving Southern Arizona on 9/9, heading all the way to CONNECTICUT, with multiple stops along the way — and then turning around and heading back to Arizona!

We are fully booked leaving az , but will have room on board once we land in Texas ❤️

We are flexible in BOTH directions, so if you’re not directly on our route, don’t count yourself out. We’re open to adding stops and making reasonable detours for both the haul east and the return trip west.

🐴 24/7 hay & water
🐴 Safe overnight stops
🐴 Slant & box stall options
🐴 Fresh shavings & sanitized buckets/stalls
🐴 Daily updates
🐴 Experienced, horse-first care

If you need a horse moved east, west, or somewhere in between, shoot me a message with your pickup and drop-off locations and I’ll get you a quote!

📞 480-247-1570

Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt.

09/02/2026

🚨 ROUTE UPDATE — HOT MESS PONY EXPRESS! 🚨

Our September route has officially been UPDATED!

We’ll be leaving Southern Arizona on 9/9, heading all the way to CONNECTICUT, with multiple stops along the way — and then turning around and heading back to Arizona!

We are fully booked leaving az , but will have room on board once we land in Texas ❤️

We are flexible in BOTH directions, so if you’re not directly on our route, don’t count yourself out. We’re open to adding stops and making reasonable detours for both the haul east and the return trip west.

🐴 24/7 hay & water
🐴 Safe overnight stops
🐴 Slant & box stall options
🐴 Fresh shavings & sanitized buckets/stalls
🐴 Daily updates
🐴 Experienced, horse-first care

If you need a horse moved east, west, or somewhere in between, shoot me a message with your pickup and drop-off locations and I’ll get you a quote!

📞 480-247-1570

Hot Mess Pony Express
Miles of Care. Delivered with Hardt.