10/08/2026
🍎📢 Your annual public service announcement that apple picking is BORING.
Listen, I get it as a family activity. Cute kids, fall photos, making memories. I respect the hustle. 😂
But I will NEVER understand young singles willingly paying money to walk around a field picking fruit… unless, of course, B**R is involved. 🍺
Then suddenly, I'm a huge fan of agriculture. 🍻🍂