Thesaurus Bay

Thesaurus Bay Contact information, map and directions, contact form, opening hours, services, ratings, photos, videos and announcements from Thesaurus Bay, Transportation Service, 3, Thesaurus garden Drive, opposite crown estate, off lekki-epe expressway, sangotedo, Lagos, Sangotedo.

30/07/2026

Two corporate baddies. But onle one has hacked Lagos commute. Zero stress. 💅

Coffee in hand, outfit already slaying, on the water before 7am — while the rest of Lagos is still stuck at the first light.

Uber to the jetty. Boat across the lagoon. Uber straight to the office. This is what "getting ready for work" looks like when traffic isn't invited.

40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

Your interview is at 7. You woke up at 6. 😰Ikorodu to V.I. by road? That's a crisis before you've even left the house.Bu...
30/07/2026

Your interview is at 7. You woke up at 6. 😰

Ikorodu to V.I. by road? That's a crisis before you've even left the house.

But not today. Uber to the jetty, boat across the lagoon, Uber straight to the office — under 30 minutes, door to door.

Walk in calm. Walk in on time. Nobody has to know you were panicking twenty minutes ago.

40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

30/07/2026

Rush hour exists. For some people. 😏

7:15am. Same city, same exact time — two completely different mornings.

One version: gridlock, horns, a bus that hasn't moved in ten minutes.
The other: open water, wind, a boat cutting clean across the lagoon.

Same Lagos. Same clock. Nobody said you had to pick the first one.

40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

Ikorodu to Falomo. How long does it actually take you? ⏱️By road: 1.5 to 4 hours, depending on the day. That's before yo...
30/07/2026

Ikorodu to Falomo. How long does it actually take you? ⏱️

By road: 1.5 to 4 hours, depending on the day. That's before you've even started your actual day.

By water: under 30 minutes. Uber to the jetty, boat across the lagoon, Uber straight to Falomo.

Same trip. Same city. Completely different Lagos.

40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

30/07/2026

Lagos, but make it peaceful. 🌊

No horns. No exhaust fumes. No bridge that refuses to move.

Just open water, clear sky, and a city that finally lets you breathe.

Sangotedo. Ikorodu. Falomo. However you're crossing, there's a calmer way to do it.

Uber to the jetty. Boat across the lagoon. Uber to wherever you're headed next. 40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

I was always the tired one in the office. Here's why — and how I fixed it. 😮‍💨Hours in traffic, every single day. By the...
30/07/2026

I was always the tired one in the office. Here's why — and how I fixed it. 😮‍💨

Hours in traffic, every single day. By the time I got anywhere, I had nothing left to give.

People thought I was anti-social. I was just running on empty.

Then someone showed me another way — and nobody warned me how much energy comes back when you're not stuck on the road for hours.

Now: Uber to the jetty, boat across the lagoon, Uber to my desk. I show up as myself again.

40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊



Let me know if you want it to stay closer to a swipe-by-swipe structure instead of one flowing confession.

30/07/2026

Your interview is at 7. You woke up at 6. 😰

Ikorodu to V.I. by road? That's a crisis before you've even left the house.

But not today. Uber to the jetty, boat across the lagoon, Uber straight to the office — under 30 minutes, door to door.

Walk in calm. Walk in on time. Nobody has to know you were panicking twenty minutes ago.

40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

You can cross Lagos in under 30 minutes. Here's exactly how. ⏱️Open the Uber app, select Multi-Modal, and let it handle ...
30/07/2026

You can cross Lagos in under 30 minutes. Here's exactly how. ⏱️

Open the Uber app, select Multi-Modal, and let it handle the rest — Uber to the jetty, boat across the lagoon, another Uber waiting on the other side.

No traffic. Just water. Swipe to see the full route →

40% off the whole trip with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊



Since this one's aimed at first-time users rather than a character story, let me know if you want it even more stripped-down/instructional, or if you'd rather pair it with the Ikorodu-to-Falomo price comparison angle instead.

She woke up two hours later. Still got there first. ⏰Grace and Flora live 10 minutes apart and work in the same building...
30/07/2026

She woke up two hours later. Still got there first. ⏰

Grace and Flora live 10 minutes apart and work in the same building. One spends her morning stuck on the road. The other skips it entirely.

4:45am — Flora's alarm goes off to beat traffic.
6:00am — Grace is just waking up.
6:45am — Grace is headed to the jetty. Flora's stuck at a light.
7:30am — Grace is at her desk. Flora's still 15 minutes out.

Same city. Same morning. Completely different Lagos.

Swipe to see how Grace does it → Uber to the jetty, boat across the lagoon, Uber to the door. 40% off the whole ride with Zero Traffic Lagos.

Code: LAGBOAT26 🌊

New Month, same consistency Happy new month from everyone at Thesaurus Bay.
01/03/2026

New Month, same consistency
Happy new month from everyone at Thesaurus Bay.

Address

3, Thesaurus Garden Drive, Opposite Crown Estate, Off Lekki-epe Expressway, Sangotedo, Lagos
Sangotedo
106104

Opening Hours

Monday 09:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 09:00 - 17:00
Wednesday 09:00 - 17:00
Thursday 09:00 - 17:00
Friday 09:00 - 16:30

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