Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot

09/30/2026

❄️ WINTER’S COMING. MOVE YOUR S**T. ❄️

You know that boat, RV, classic car, bike or summer toy you’ve been saying you’ll move “next weekend”?

Yeah. That fu***ng thing. 😂

Alberta winter isn’t going to wait for you to get your s**t together, so Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot is making fall transport stupid simple.

🍂 FALL MOVE RATES

🏍️ TOYS & MOTORCYCLES

Up to 50 km — $200
51–100 km — $275
101–150 km — $350
151–250 km — $500
251–350 km — $650
350+ km — from $1.75/km

🚗 CARS & SMALL BOATS
Up to 50 km — $250
51–100 km — $325
101–150 km — $425
151–250 km — $600
251–350 km — $775
350+ km — from $2.00/km

🚐 RVs & LARGE BOATS
Up to 50 km — $300
51–100 km — $375
101–150 km — $500
151–250 km — $700
251–350 km — $900
350+ km — from $2.25/km

📍 Distance is calculated pickup to delivery.

Flat-deck and hitch rates shown. Enclosed transport is also available by quote for the stuff you really don’t want Alberta using as a weather experiment.
No mystery pricing. No wondering what it’s going to cost. Tell us what you’ve got, where it is, and where it needs to go.

You bought the nice s**t. Don’t let it become a snowbank.

❄️ BEAT THE SNOW.

📩 Message us or book directly:

🌐 ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com

📞 Ronnie: 403-818-1059

📞 Richard, Operations Manager: 403-996-1747

Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot

We're Hauling the SHOTS now!

You’ve got s**t. We move it.

Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot
Reliable hauling & hotshot services across Alberta.
403-818-1059

09/08/2026

Steve finally got his page. 😂🐐

And with that, RH Magazine: Volume One is officially live in full inside the Ronnieverse.

This isn’t just a cover anymore.

The full magazine is up.

Stories from the business.
Features.
The people behind the company.
The Ronnieverse.
And yes, apparently Steve now has editorial real estate.

I wanted something that could actually hold the story of Ronnie’s Hauling instead of letting everything disappear into random posts and old feeds.

So we built a publication.

RH Magazine lives inside the Ronnieverse, where every volume can stay, grow, and become part of the bigger brand.

Volume One is live now.

ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com/ronnieverse/

Go flip through it.

Steve will be judging your reading speed. 🟢🟣

09/08/2026

There’s a method to the madness. 🟢🟣

For a while now, Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot has been building something that doesn’t really fit in the usual “hauling company” box.

So I stopped trying to make it fit.

Welcome to the RONNIEVERSE.

A content platform built inside Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot for the stories, characters, cartoons, original content, and everything happening behind the brand.

And right in the middle of it:

RH Magazine.

Not a random PDF.
Not a post that disappears into the feed.
A real publication with a permanent home.

The jobs create the stories.
The people create the characters.
The business creates the chaos.
And now there’s somewhere for all of it to live.

VOLUME ONE IS LIVE NOW.

ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com/ronnieverse/

Built by RH Media & Development.

I told you there was a method to the madness. 😏

Welcome to the Ronnieverse.

09/07/2026

Been working on something a little different. 👀

Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot: Volume 1.

A look back at the first year, the growth, the road stories, the trucks, the jobs, the chaos, and everything that turned this from an idea into a real operation.

And yes, Steve gets his own corner because apparently even the goat needed editorial space. 🐐

Pretty sure he’s still judging me for making a magazine in the first place.

For now, here’s the cover. 🟢🟣

Volume 1 is real.

09/07/2026

Well… I did it again. 😂

I rebuilt the website.

Again.

At this point, ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com has had more makeovers than a reality TV contestant.

Every time I say,
“Yep. This is the one.”

Two weeks later I’m in there at 11:47 PM moving buttons around like I’m defusing a bomb.

“Maybe this section needs more green.”
“Maybe Steve needs to be here.”
“Why does this button look stupid?”
“Who built this s**t?”
…
Me.
I built this s**t. 🤦‍♂️

BUT…

The site is cleaner.
Faster.
More professional.
More Ronnie.
And somehow, yes, brand new again. 😂

So go have a look before I change the whole damn thing next Tuesday.

🟢🟣 ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com

09/07/2026

“THIS ISN’T A STARTUP ANYMORE.”

There was a time when Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot was a truck, a phone, a pile of straps, and one stubborn bastard trying to figure out how to make the whole thing work.

Now?

There are repeat clients.
Commercial accounts.
Multiple trucks.
Multiple trailers.
Real dispatch.
Real invoices.
Real systems.
Real responsibility.
Real growth.

And a whole lot more riding on every decision than there was at the beginning.

I’m still building.
Still learning.
Still screwing things up sometimes.
Still answering the phone and asking:

What do you got? What do you want? What do you need?

But I’m not trying to prove this business can exist anymore.

It exists.

Now the job is to make it bigger, stronger, smarter, and harder to stop.

This isn’t a startup anymore.

It’s Ronnie’s Hauling & Hotshot.

And we’re just getting rolling. 🟢🟣

07/16/2026

🚨 NEW TEAM MEMBER ALERT 🚨

After months of growth, late nights, early mornings, and enough trailer miles to circle Alberta a few times... we realized something.

We didn't need another employee.

We needed a Richard.

There's a difference.

Employees show up.

Richards spot the twisted strap before you do.
They solve problems before they become problems.
They think three steps ahead.
They make safety look easy.
And somehow fix three things while everyone else is still deciding where to start.

That's exactly why Richard Somers joined Ronnie's Hauling & Hotshot as our Operations Manager on June 1, 2026.

Naturally, Steve wasn't convinced.

He spent days following Richard around looking for something to judge.

❌ Missed strap? Nope.
❌ Forgotten tool? Nope.
❌ Unsafe shortcut? Not a chance.
❌ Poor attitude? Also nope.

Steve's Official Investigation Report

📋 Securement: Excellent
🦺 Safety: Excellent
🧠 Problem Solving: Annoyingly Excellent
🐐 Things to Judge: None Found

Steve has reluctantly extended the investigation.

Welcome to the team, Richard. 👊

Now let's haul some shots. 🚛

🌐 www.ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com

07/14/2026

Some things are worth doing twice.

This was one of the very first Quote of the Week graphics I created for Ronnie's Hauling & Hotshot. At the time, it did its job.

Looking at it today, I could see all the little things I'd learned since then.

Over the past year, I've invested hundreds of hours into learning Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, branding, typography, layout, and visual storytelling. Rather than creating a brand-new quote this week, I decided to revisit one of the originals and give it the attention it deserved.

Same message.

New skills.

What do you got? What do you want? What do you need?

That's been the foundation of Ronnie's Hauling & Hotshot since day one, and it still is.

Sometimes growth isn't about starting over. Sometimes it's about looking back and realizing just how far you've come.

🌐 www.ronnieshaulingandhotshot.com